I Have Nothing Better To Do...

umbrella handles be like. J

5000 notes. i am like a god to you heathens.

Vaporeon could probably do this in canon. Like several dex entries state they're almost 100% water.

when you tell his spoiled ass no

bruh that was your landlord

The concept of a catholic school is unfamiliar to me. What do you learn there? Holy math? Christian physics? Homophobia?

unfortunately you are correct

Oh

me when i cant find my cat: where is my child

I know a lot of landlords are jerks but my favorite landlord ever was an older eccentric gay man and whenever something went wrong in my apartment he would always say “I’ll send one of the boys over.” And then some absolutely shredded young man would show up in white jeans, exceptionally polite, and fix it the same day.

you had the only valid landlord ever

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

where can i find him