Royal Flush

Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault

I dont care what you're referring to. You are right.

Thank you for knowing I’m right and thank you for the image

New rule: All memes must now be posted in the form of brain teasers

there are so many layers to some of these its like knowing some kind of dialect

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

How long until Tumblr flags this?

they won’t cause it’s not flesh coloured

I can’t stop thinking of this and how it describes white people’s attitude towards Mexican food perfectly. 

i’m so happy for her

I’m happy she’s back

You have the power to heal others. You are a villain.

I am the American healthcare system

Omg

fact: the bayonet is just a strapon for a gun

real talk, everytime I see this I think it says ‘bayonetta’s strapon is just a gun’ and I’m like fuck dude it sure is

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

ask your doctor what the fuck