No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

every single new year i have to mute notifications on this post

i am so angry about how perfect this gif is.

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore

hey if you are 14-17 It does get better you are just in your caterpillar goop era

Also sometimes the goop era lasts a little longer than other people's goop

Reporting in just 6 weeks shy of 50 years-old: You will re-goop several times in your life, often emerging with different wings and maybe even different skills. You're gonna be okay.

Word of advice: stop being 19 years old ASAP

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

It’s not even the public hospital wifi. I’m on the staff wifi. which one of you anesthesiologists was reading omega verse on the clock.

The power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog has failed me.

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely

This post just kicked me in my teeth