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Weiss: Jaune! Will you go out with me?!

Jaune: What?! Why are you...? Did you lose a bet to Yang, or something?

Weiss: W-What?

Jaune: No way you'd ask me of all people out on a date. I mean Weiss Schnee, yeah right. I mean, I only asked her because I thought her insult was a compliment. Nicest insult I've ever had. Then I couldn't take a hint that she wasn't interested in me. She's too good for me, most people tell that to me. My parents said it too, 'that girl is to good for you.' My sisters said it, my classmates, the girls I had crushes on, so did Weiss actually. Who am I kidding, everyone is too good for me, only those who lost a bet would ask me out on a date!

Yang: Jaune... she's being serious... she didn't lose any bet...

Jaune: Sure, penalty game Jaune Arc, loser asks the loser out... Doesn't that sound great?! No one like me, no one see anything in me, bar Grimm bait. I was tripped when a Grimm came to our grade school, left me behind as bait... Almost died that day. In retrospect I'm sad that it didn't...

Saphron: Oh gods... Not again!

Weiss: W-What's happening!

Saphron: His self-worth has been shattered, again! The last time this happened it took all day to break him out of it... What did you say to him?!

Weiss: Nothing, I just asked him out on a date!

Saphron: ...

Saphron: Did you lose a bet or something?