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Ooohhh this is such a fun ask!!! Hm, let me think…

Evil versions would totally be so much fun! Admittedly, i haven’t read much of talon and renegade (if anyone got a compiled reading order list, please share it with me!🥹) but i like to think jo wouldn’t care that much. He just thinks it’s his didi anyway and would happily squeals and toddle to him…❤️

Vamp!dick would totally find it amusing.. he didn’t get jason, but he can have this miniature version of them combined! I think he would totally shape him into the perfect vampire prince hehe 😈

While for talon and renegade, probably intrigued! Like looking at a weird little puppy… heh… talon!dick especially would be kinda cute, i think. (Again, i haven’t read much for talon and renegade so forgive me if its ooc!) he would totally keep jo like a pet.. little weird puppy!

But the idea that I want to explain is Jason being seen as a very capable mom by the people around them. They see how well behaved Jo is towards Jason especially in public space where Jason needs to go buy groceries or just do some things with Jo outside. Maybe some of them even approach Jason just to ask him what Jason did to make his child well behaved like that.

And then, Jason gets this like a title around the neighborhood or even in the media (cause they're the waynes) of being a superhero mom because not only Jo behaved well for him but the other kid too when he met them. I just love the idea of Jason being good with kids 😭

Awww🥺🥺🥺🥺 yes yes yes i love jay with kids heheh… and people never expected that from him!!! And like, if you look on the surface, he might seems brash in his words or act like he’s letting his kid roam too much… but looking deeper actually shows that its what made it work☝️

Admittedly, when jason just started with jo, he was waaay out of his element. But jason is nothing if not stubborn 😤 so really, he managed to master the crafts as fast as he can 💯💯💯

Jason is not certified, he didn’t go to med school. In fact, he dropped out of high school… but he was taken in by leslie when he was 14 and practically became her assistant for 10 years, so when bruce asked leslie if she knew anyone for the position, she immediately recommended jason.

And like, you know. Gym accidents, school nurse. So dick and jason ends up interacting a lot…

Dick seeing that and getting kinda hurt, he knows he shouldn't be because ofc a child has their own preferences but Jo just never hugs his nightwing ons to sleep.

Jason actually knows why Jo does that and tells Dick to ask Jo himself for the reason so Dick asks their baby and Jo's answer instantly warms his heart.

" Pupwing is like Didi. He is strong and brave so he protects us when we sleep just like Didi protects us all the time,"

This would totally break dick and jason, im sure 😭 especially if it was through something traumatic like jon’s…. 💔

Both would be bad but timeskip kinda thing would totally be better than actual years long kidnapping though…. Because jason…. Jason totally wouldn’t take that well at all. What he went through as a robin, he would totally never stops searching, day and night. He would totally go rabid because his baby is the best thing in his life… to the point of abandoning his needs… id imagine not even dick could stop him if that happens 🤔

Eventually someone who knows someone with magic or healing or abilities has to call them in to heal Dick so these two idiots will stop having breakdowns.

Then, after Dick reassures Jason lots and lots and spends time with Jason in his lap for cuddles. But he also guilts Jason a little bit because it was Jason being reckless that got him in this situation. If Jason didn't do such dangerous things then Dick wouldn't have gotten hurt. So, he uses that to make Jason be safer so he doesn't have to worry about his wife as much ♡

Wait this is so funny oh god im sorry its just a crying fest in there 😭😭😭…!!! Dick joining on crying is too funny im sorry DGDHSJSJ

But but!! I feel like jason would cry more from self hatred…. Blaming himself over and over again and promising he’ll be better next time..🥺 that dick just had to…. Hold him… because hearing jason talk about himself that way hurts dick so much too….

Jo would surely insist he could push his own little cart and Jason would be forced to follow behind with the ‘adult’ cart.

And when it is time for check out, Jo would reenact the scene from Lilo ans Stitch where Lilo doesn’t want her sister to pay for Stitch but then has to ask her sister for money

All in a days work for Jo who is very proud of himself and the snacks he bought with his own money

I can just imagine Jo eating a 5lbs container of berries in one go so the multiple trips to the store a week are for his fruits

YES!!! He’s a big boy who can shop on his own!! 😤😤😤

So so so cute…… just him asking mama for money…… at the checkout…..🥹❤️

No, no im crying so hard because this is just. The original lore happening 2.0 🤣🤣🤣

They didn’t hate each other in the jo lore, but like. They did bonded with each other through taking care of baby jo and fell in love again in the process. So like. Yay for baby jo uniting all jays and dickies in the other multiverses 😂❤️

But then it got me thinking that Jo is probably so used to grocery trips that if they don't go at least twice a week little goldfish baby with his big old eyes starts crying and is like "Mama doesn't love me anymore."

Because, of course, Dick is optional in their grocery visits, but it's always at least him and Mama. And Jason tries explaining they don't need to go grocery shopping they have all the food they need right now. However Jo is not having it and crawls into Jason's lap to cry some more until Jason gives in and brings them to the grocery store.

And he runs up and down the aisles grabbing things to show to Jason. And in his little toddler voice he asks "Mama like?" each time. Jason's not sure why his son's tradition of running up and down the aisles until his legs are tired is so important to his son, but it keeps him from crying.

Awwwww… so sweet… 🥹🥹🥹💕

Oh also also also!!!! Theres lots of food samples in grocery stores… jo often gets a lot of those because he would stare at them like “🥺🥺🥺🥺” for a solid 10 minutes until they caved in. Jason is so damn embarrassed every time.

Other kids would be so excited when they get toys from a store run, meanwhile jo would clutch his snacks and free samples tight to his chest with a smile like he just won the lottery🤣