#sweet asks

I love and adore you so damn much. 🧡

🦦🦦

Thank you so much!

I could never willingly leave here now!

Thank you!

I’m really not though. I’m a huge dork!

Thank so much!

🫂🫂🫂🫂

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂!

Thank you!

The monster neighbors series is probably my favorite out there, and I think of it fairly often! I'd love to see more from it when you have the chance! It's so domestic and funny that I can't help but be enamored by it. <3

monsters x human!fem!Reader Good to know: no warnings, just humor More: Original: [monsters] Neighbors A Halloween one on my Patreon: [monsters] Neighbors +1 Request: [monsters] Neighbors +1 And another request: [monsters] Neighbors + Succubus [monsters] Neighbors + Santa Claus _

"The devil can't reach me, so he makes me go through summer every year," you groan when the apartment building door clicks shut behind you. You almost lean back against the glass in defeat, but catch yourself just in time; the last thing you need is to stick to it like a sticker.

It's hot outside. It's hot inside. And it's probably hot in your flat too.

You are sweaty, sweaty-sweaty. You can feel it under your armpits, under your tits. Your blouse sticks to your body in soaked patches like a second skin, and your inner thighs are chafed and sensitive from walking to the shop and back in a skirt with no shorts underneath. And you can't be sure, but you are almost sure that the ice cream you bought has melted and spilled inside your bag.

"Are you okay?"

Your head snaps up at the question. Your neighbors are standing by the mailboxes. The succubus wears a smirk, and of course the goblin looks deeply disapproving.

"Yeah," you breathe out. "Everything is great." You can smell yourself, but everything is. just. great.

"You should take a shower."

You glare at the goblin. "What a great idea," you huff.

"And something is dripping from your bag."

"I know."

"Onto your leg."

You wiggle your toes. Ewww. "I know that too."

"Don't listen to him," the succubus grins, sharp teeth glinting. "You look good."

Yeah, you don't believe her for a second. You feel like a blobfish... in an oven. But her… you let your eyes linger. She had cut her hair into a sleek bob with bangs that frame her face perfectly. Her skin looks smooth and not sweaty at all. Her black tank top shows off her flat stomach and her belly button piercing.

And here you are, looking like something half-melted.

It's not fair.

The entrance of the apartment building groans open behind you. "It's hell outside!"

You turn to see a guy stepping in. For a second, you almost frown. After living around so many monsters, running into another human sometimes feels surprising.

His gaze drops straight to your leg. "Something is dripping on your foot."

Now your frown settles in fully. "Who the hell even are you?"

The guy looks up at you. "Your neighbor."

Oh

The wolf-shifter.

"I knew that," you lie.

"Sure you did," the wolf-shifter says with an amused grin.

"You can come to my place to take a shower," the succubus offers, her grin turning wicked.

The goblin frowns. "What happened to your shower?"

You sigh. "Nothing."

"Then why-" He snaps his mouth shut and glances up at the succubus. "Girl…"

The succubus just shrugs. "You can't blame me for trying."

"Whatever happens," the goblin says, turning back to you, "keep it in her apartment." He points at the succubus.

You huff. "You can't tell me where I can have sex!" The audacity of this man…

"Who will have sex?" comes the elderly minotaur's voice from the end of the hallway when the elevator doors hiss open.

Oh no. Not in this heat. You can't deal with this right now. Maybe on a breezy spring day, but not today.

"No one," you breathe out and adjust your grip on your bags, determined to get in the elevator despite the succubus's disappointed expression.

The minotaur lady smiles at you as you rush past her, then-