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Is Worm good or did I imagine that

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momo-de-avis

you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

momo-de-avis

happy easter, everyone

momo-de-avis

you know Easter is just around the corner cause this post is making rounds again

momo-de-avis

It’s that time of the year again

pinky4daddy

Hi there I’m looking for a honest and loving sugar baby companion here and I will be paying sweetly $800 dm +13133640399 WhatsApp

momo-de-avis

This is the funniest thing that has happened to this post

anxious-but-fabulous

Hear me out

newrider

wamscoastsmoker

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

wamscoastsmoker

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

pwhyxco

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

wamscoastsmoker

get spooky

tshifty

how does this appear every june

hellsite-hall-of-fame

happy halloween :)

cupcakesmoothie

J U N E

maximumsunshine

Let me get this straight because I’ve only seen memes and am piecing this together as i go, but i think i figured out what’s happening.

Tumblr is advertising the tumblr app, on the tumblr app, using a photo of a guy in a Pikachu cosplay, because that’s what they think it will take to successfully sell this app, to people whom already use it?

But now the ball shaving ad is gone? Or is that one still in the mix?

makoredeyes

It’s real and your timing was uncanny

maximumsunshine

Ok. Why is tumblr advertising tumblr on tumblr though? What happens when you click the ad?

maximumsunshine

*sigh*

I suppose shit like this is why tumblr gave us the option to turn ads back on. Hold on. I’ll be back after i experiment.

maximumsunshine

I’m getting plenty of ads. Real actual ads. Mattress firm. Burger King. Walmart. Actual ads. No weird Pikachu man. What is even going on here? Is he just a very infrequent ad? Is he a tumblr ploy by @staff to get those of us whom pay to be ads free to turn on ads so we can see him? Is he am actual facts ad for ads free tumblr and already being ads free means you don’t get the ads free tumblr ad? I have more questions, not fewer!

makoredeyes

I CLICKED THE LINK And

I’m

desasterdan

The weirdest part is, when you click on the ad from someone who reblogged it, it sends you to a blog with just the word ‘help’ on it

maximumsunshine

What?!? No. What??!

jordisstigander

THERE’S LORE????

jordisstigander

Okay, so I just spent five minutes scrolling furiously until I found the stupid Pikachu man ad so I could click on it. I was dreading the possibility that this was fake.

ALT

IT ISN’T

I had already clicked the ad. I decided to click the links.

The first link takes you to the trending page.

The second takes you to the underwater girlfriend page on best of reblogs.

The third is a trash panda on dank memes.

The fourth is the horse plinko tag.

I…can’t believe that this was here the whole time. How hard do you think is was for @staff to watch us complain and not say anything?

maximumsunshine

I pay tumblr 5$ a month and thus never ever have to see ads whether I’m on browser or app, unless i go in and turn them back on. So my means of learning about Pikachu man was from memes suddenly showing up on my dash one day. So I’ve sort of just been piecing this together as I go. I just think it’s so funny though that most of tumblr saw the ad and y'all are so well trained to never ever ever click on ads, that no one had apparently thought to click the ad to figure out what the heck Pikachu man was trying to sell. Which I’m so proud of y'all! But we sincerely almost let Pikachu man come and go without this bizarrely delightful discovery.

madame-serpentine

holy shit

punk-de-l-escalier

Best social media site ever. I love this little blue hellsite.

aqueerkettleofish

Other social media sites use The Algorithm™ to mess with their user’s heads to make them stay on the site.

@staff just messes with our heads for the sheer joy of it, and we love it.

biglawbear

Tumblr. Knows their userbase now.

thedepressionoftrees

It’s so good now

thedepressionoftrees

@hellsite-hall-of-fame I know it’s not your usual stuff, but I think it might fit

hellsite-hall-of-fame

I agree, thank you

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papafuckingemeritus

Girls don’t want boys girls want the Bob Basset Dragon Wings

nureyev-steel-institute

Erin Ruunaser and Jonah Magnus being nerd buddies :) Despite their vast differences in morals, I think they'd get along enough to share notes

Credit to @zazzerpans for the dialogue in the second and third pictures!

spicymochi

flower ducky

wolfstrela

My bisexual-ass: I go both ways

Narrator: she in fact went nowhere. She didn't like to leave the house

angelofdarknessmp3

ᓚᘏᗢ

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valtsv

*wears red and blue at the same time to confuse symbolism enjoyers*

valtsv

*wears red and blue at the same time to confuse symbolism enjoyers except this person*

woeworld

This guy is trying desperately not to notice all the people saying sollux in the notes

valtsv

oh i noticed i just have no idea who that is i live underground in the tunnels and get all my news about the world from strange and unsettling dreams

haughtbreaker

almea

Two fucking losers in love Featuring a suffering Weiss Schnee

carnival-phantasm

I walk a corny road, The only one that I have ever known

hamotzi

some golden retrievers!

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suppermariobroth

Face textures for Princess Peach and Princess Daisy from Mario Kart: Double Dash. Due to needing to fit into one of several standard texture resolutions, the eyes and the lips are at different levels of magnification.