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the way taash treats spite like a disobedient dog is so funny to me. everyone else is so hung up on spite being a demon while taash is like "i'm rivaini. spirits are normal to me and this one is going in timeout if he doesn't start behaving"

What can we sneak past the watchful eye?

The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.

I found out several of my female coworkers were planning on trying to get our male coworker to ask me out because “You guys kept flirting” but I was like “We were literally just goofing around. Like we literally just told jokes to each other. Literally just stuff that friends do, the same stuff you and I do.” I was definitely 100% NOT flirting but everyone thought I was

new sexuality: madlad

i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

date idea: you buy me a dildo and i show you how i use it in front of you