Phthalo

His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.

@drukhari

What if I was so exhausted from battle I cannot think properly.... and what if the only goal was to get back to you.... and what if once I reached you to make sure you're okay, I pass out in your lap and you'd take off my helmet and pet my hair, telling me how well I did.... what then

@voracioustelepath

They want me for my solemn yet tender acts of service and aura of barely-leashed violent intent

unfortunately i am the type who wants to wear each others blood in vials

When I'm liking your vent post just know that I'm kneeling with my sword to offer you support.

dude i love how chill and selfless you are 😄 by any chance is your wildest fantasy to be Useful?

The Collectibles: Best of 2025

‘puppy want a treat??’ puppy just wants one goddamn day without suffering

One must imagine Prometheus sort of into it.

Only good tiktoker is that cat w the big wide head that sits with its elbow up on the table with a stern grouchy expression and a drink

#mutuals: pls know i'm reading all your tags and laughing at your jokes and approvingly thinking '[username] is so cool'