Okay, so do vampires drink from arteries or veins or both? Asking for a friend.

@thebibliosphere

…I’m glad people are reasoning through this very important question.

Oh so you think Steve Rogers, who grew up during the Great Depression & Also fought in WW2, doesn’t have a fatalistic sense of humour that rivals that of the most hardened Gen Z teen? Hah okay then

The first conversation they ever have is when they both have breakfast at the Avengers Tower. Steve burns his toast & he just looks at the wall and declares, completely deadpan, “There is literally No Point to existence At All’ and then on the other side of the room he hears the instant response of “oh mood” which is basically the story of how Peter Parker & Steve Rogers bonded for life.

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

When I was a kid my favourite song was ‘save a horse, ride a cowboy’ because I had no idea it was about sex

i put the hot in photo

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

honestly what the fuck does this mean

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

GOOD ADVICE

SHIT

reblogging for the millionth time