Apricot

I love the moon!!!! she follows me everywhere to make sure I’m safe

if you're ever worried you've bungled a social interaction just remember at least you're not a woman with a metal cage on her head telling the small child that she just met that she ate her husband too fast, no seasoning

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

I got "perfect"

SPECTRUM????

Mastermind

I got "master"

Satisfied...

Mood

hell yeah i got "book"

"mold". I'm not even gonna fight it

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

reminder for all the jewish people out there: your goyische friends/family/roommates might start putting up lights and trees soon. this is part of the "christmas" celebration, a holiday that recognizes the birth of santa claus. jesus christ brings all the children presents and puts them under a big tree! its like their version of tu bishvat its on december 25th every year, so the day actually changes on the hebrew calendar. its their most major holiday and its only one day long! how peculiar. you can support your friends by putting small gifts in the biggest sock you can find or by finding a little hanging decoration called an "ornament" which they will put on their "tree". if they put it towards the top this is a huge compliment in their culture

you should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. what do you mean i have to do it again

How I feel about doing the dishes

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

in american culture it's actually disrespectful to take time off of your job because it's seen as an insult to the economy

But does a handshake count as sex?