the silver apples of the moon

you seem to not expect a deep reptillian honk/rasp/thrum for birds pretty often, which is funny cause when you recall that birds are dinosaurs that becomes a quick suspect

I always forget that shoebills sound like fucking guns

getting on tumblr after watching backrooms to see what ppl are talking about only to see a majority of you fuckers are only thirsting after the 2 seconds of screen time white boy. get a fucking grip actually

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

Every time fandom turns a beautiful pathetic service top into an aggressive daddy dom type a random person on earth dies

i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.

Yea, sure. Until YOU or people you love are among the victims for someone else’s love and the villains won’t care. Would also like to point out that some villians(Kuvira, for example) have been willing to sacrifice/throw away love interests for their own goals.

idk about you but existing in the real world gives me and my loved ones immunity from the actions of fictional villains. hope you manage to get your family out of star wars.

ask not for whom poob has it

poob has it for thee

things haven't been fergalicious in a real long time

i want to do a painting of a tiger taking a bath to put in a bathroom (bathroom-themed bathroom) and to this end i made a little maquette out of clay and i suspect this will scope creep into having both a painting and sculpture of a tiger or perhaps only a sculpture of a tiger. if i do both should they be displayed together or separately

i LOVE the DRIPS and the JOYOUSNESS!!

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