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I think Iâm gonna go Lutheran, yâall
aragorn: and then iâll say âthis armyâ and then you run at them right through me with your army behind you
ghost king, known dramatic bitch who habitually spends like five minutes scaring and chanting at intruders before killing them: oh FUCK yeah letâs do it
i feel it would also be very powerful to compare & contrast how female specific diseases are treated vs. how female cosmetic âdeficienciesâ are treated - like nobody knows what to do about PCOS but thereâs a dozen types of breast & ass surgeries and vulva lasers and lip fillers and wrinkle treatments and hair removal waxes and and and and
doctors are like âwe canât cure or treat your allegedly debilitatingly painful endometriosis (if youâre not just making the whole thing up anyway) BUT we can coolsculpt your abdomen and bleach & trim your genitals đâ
Years ago I saw a Lord of the Rings display at Barnes and Noble that included a Hallmark-style greeting card with Frodo on the front and inside text that read: âWe set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved. But not for me.â
And I have been thinking about that card ever since, desperately wishing I had bought it, and wondering what the fuck kind of occasion would warrant a card featuring that sentiment.

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please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people donât want to eat her bland salads anymore
PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON
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drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

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so on the subject of stolen property, iâve seen various arguments on this point but it is in fact true that inheriting something from a relative, when you know full well that it was stolen, does not make it yours.
this clearly goes doubly so for powerful magical artifacts, and especially for artifacts which are strongly implied to contain part of their creatorâs soul!
you can talk about consequences - maybe the artifact in question has benefits for you, maybe youâre not convinced its rightful owners would use it responsibly - but talking about the consequences doesnât erase the fact that whatever benefits you think youâre getting are achieved through wrongful means.
which is why i, too, think Frodo should have given the One Ring back to Sauron. thief.
Hahahahaha here comes the law student nerd ready to complicate your wonderful post, op.
(Really this is just pretext for me to study for my property final in a week, so thanks yeah)
Because according to the principles of common property law, the matter of who actually owns title to the One Ring becomes really complicated really fast.
Buckle up babes for the pedantic law lecture no one asked for.
(more under the cut)
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The best part of this is: trust me I guarantee Tolkien knew this much about the Common Law (English mediaevalists end up knowing ridiculous amounts about both Common Law and mediaeval Catholicism whether we want to or not), and indeed if you look at the text, this was relevant to the story.Â
Itâs part of the reason that Sauron is as terrified of Aragornâs potential claim on the Ring as he is of Gandalfâs or Sarumanâs or Galadrielâs - if not more. Because in Middle Earth this shit matters. This is a world where a broken oath will literally bind your unhappy restless soul to the earth in spite of the dictates of the literal creator of the universe (who designated humans as Passing Beyond The World when they die). This is a world where a damn oath is responsible for Everything Thatâs Wrong With The First And Second Ages.Â
Oaths, ownership, duties, rights, things owed and owing: this shit matters.Â
And sure Aragorn is also direct line from LĂșthien, but so is Elrond, and so are Elrohir and Elladan. So is Arwen. But what none of them have that Aragorn has? Is a rightful claim to ownership of the Ring.Â
So much of what Aragorn spends his time in the second and third volumes doing is Establishing Claim - establishing that everything that Isildur owned, he now owns. Why? Because it means he has power that is absolutely needed. âIsildurâs Heirâ isnât a woo-woo floofy-high-concept thing: itâs a literal matter of rights, duties and authority.Â
When he takes the PalantĂr from Gandalf and uses it, his companions are aghast, but he reminds them that he has both the right and the strength to use it - and the Right is actually important. Saruman was, face to face, stronger than Aragorn (never doubt that) and Sauron completely pwned him, but Saruman had no right to the Seeing Stone, no more right than Pippin.Â
But the PalantĂri belonged to Aragorn: heâs not only Melianâs ever-so-great-grandchild, heâs also Fingolfinâs ever-so-great-grandchild, and since the FĂ«onori died out with the poor Ringmaker, the only competition Aragorn could have for ownership of the Stones are Galadriel and Elrond. (And thatâs only if you are going right back to the maker-rights, and ignoring the establishment of the Stones as the property of Elrosâ line rather later).Â
It matters. It changes how power works and doesnât work. Aragornâs status as the Heir is in fact grounded in these ideas, which play a hugely powerful part (in fact the fight over who rightfully owns the Silmaril Beren and LĂșthien brought out of the dark is part of the bloodshed that makes it so that in the end the Silmarils themselves actively reject the last two living sons of FĂ«anor, negating their claim). Because Aragorn is the rightful inheritor of everything Isildur ever had, he can use the PalantĂr. Because he is the rightful inheritor of everything Isildur ever had, he can summon the Dead. And because he is the rightful inheritor of everything Isildur ever had, he stands equal to two of the Ainur, to the oldest member of the Trees-blessed Noldorin royal house, and to his own much more powerful (straight up) relatives as a potential claimant of the Ring.Â
And that is why Sauron is willing to take the chance to catch Aragorn, and (he thinks) ensure his capture, rather than attacking him earlier on when thereâs a chance that (even if Aragorn canât possibly WIN) he could still escape and then bide his time before the next Ring-War and learn to use the damn thing.Â
But. Itâs also important when it comes to Frodo.Â
Frodo uses the Ring twice, and lays open claim once. Both of the times he uses it are on SmĂ©agol, both times overwheming him and in the second case cursing him (âif you ever touch me again you will be thrown into the fireâ). We get both moments from Samâs POV, where the physical reality of Frodo is replaced by an image of him as a much larger figure, alight from the inside, robed in light, and with a âwheel of fireâ at his breastbone.Â
Frodo does not have any genetics (so to speak) more special than any other hobbit. Itâs not like Aragorn vs most humans, where thereâs actually a legit difference because most humans were not, at that point, descended from a Maia. Frodoâs just this guy.Â
The only thing thatâs really special about Frodo in terms of the Ring is that, like Aragorn, heâs the other person who has a viable claim. It would, as it were, have to go to the judges to figure out whose claim is better.Â
And this is why in the moment that he claims the Ring, in the Mountain, Sauron is fucking terrified. Itâs why he drops everything else, even the issue of trying to keep his mindless drone-fighters going, even the maintenance of his actual control of weather, of light, of whatever fight he and Gandalf have going, to get his best servants back to the Mountain now now now now.Â
Because Frodo having an actual rightful claim on the Ring means he can, in fact, use it. Not well, which is why Sauron can paralyse him for that moment it takes for SmĂ©agol to strike (and carry out both Frodoâs demanded oath - âsave the Precious from Himâ - and his Curse - âif you touch me you will be thrown in the fireâ - at once), but he could. This tiny little person is a threat to Sauron, in the heart of his own home, because he has the right to have and use this Ring.Â
The tricky thing about Tolkien is that whatever his flaws (and he has many), the one thing heâs never unclear of is that the concept of right and might are actually separate. Just because you are strong enough to do or take a thing doesnât mean you have any right to do it; and just because you arenât strong enough to enforce your right, doesnât mean it goes away.Â
âŠ/UTTER NERD
I had a nerdgasm just reading this.
This is good and you should all feel good for writing it.
(As a former lawyer there is NOTHING better for studying than arguing fake cases in your favorite fictions. Things you thought you were tired of reading about suddenly become interesting when you are trying to prove some fucker wrong on the internet about like, whether or not testimony counts as hearsay if you can prove that the speaker was under the effects of a magical truth-enforcing curse.)
Me as a child: *creates an entire complex dystopian dungeon story with a vet clinic set and a couple toys with character development, conflict, and an edge-of-your-seat finale*
Me now, as a writer: *clinks two characters together* hehe they're kissing
Characters Enneagram Typing
I have a bunch of people coming over for a Christmas tea tomorrow. Iâve spent the entire day cooking, cleaning, and decorating and am running on exhaustion â so Iâm going to sit here and do something that does not require a broom. =P
I was thinking last night about how to Enneagram type characters, since you canât always look at their fears and motives like you do with yourself or other people. So, hereâs my mini-guide on how to do it. Itâs behavior based since thatâs easier to see than delving into the psyche (especially for characters that are not that well written or show up in a two hour movie).
Core Behaviors:
These should, for the most part, fit the descriptions for the various types. Which in a nutshell are thus:
1 - Moralistic, emphasis on right and wrong, focused on doing the right thing and encouraging others to do the same, sometimes a perfectionist.
2 - Helpful, wants to be liked, tries to get positive attention, warm and often inclined to interfere with others who need assistance out of their messes.
3 - Image-focused, wants to look good, detached from feelings, will âput onâ a show to avoid their true feelings, has to come out on top, competitive.
4 - Emotionally dramatic, intense, or prone to broody introspection, withdrawn from others in some ways, self-critical, supremely romantically-minded or emo.
5 - Super analytical, detached, specialist in an area of expertise, focused on logical correctness, bookworm, makes decisions based on safety.
6 - Always the sense of anxiety or fear, may run away from relationships out of anxiety or fear of being hurt, very logical, will turn to others in times of crisis for advice or support.
7 - Takes nothing seriously (not even themselves), playful, wisecracking, runs away from hard things, constantly on the go or distracted, easygoing.
8 - Has to be the boss, in charge, have dominance over a situation, can be combative or calmly take control, sometimes abrasive and confrontational, does not give an inch.
9 - Accommodating and sweet, nonjudgmental, willing to forgive, harmonious, eager to connect to others but in a pleasant way, a slower lifestyle.
Itâs easy to confuse cp6 with 8 â but the 6 is inconsistent (sometimes afraid, sometimes not) and has a softer bonding style than the 8.
Lower Fixes:
To choose the core type, you should pick something that fits them really well and that would explain almost everything about them if you were not allowed to include lower fixes. Most times, lower fixes are greatly simplified to:
1 - Emphasis placed on doing the right thing or morals at some point.
2 - General desire to please and help others, often uses that to bond.
3 - Competitive, out of touch with their feelings, wants to be the best.
4 - Does not need their emotional decisions âapproved ofâ by anyone.
5 - Loner, trusts oneâs own logic (does not consult others) but is not 7-ish.
6 - Consults others for opinions on decisions, seems fearful / anxious.
7 - Is not held back from trying new things, general optimism and fearlessness.
8 - Reacts with aggression or wants to take control when provoked.
9 - Generally amiable, good-natured, forgives people too easily, idealistic.
It may be hard to choose between an 8 and 1 fixe; 1 fixes are always tied to âright and wrongâ and tend to be more reactive since 1âČs repress until they explode; the 8 is much calmer about taking control over a situation. The 1 judges people based on their moral ethics; the 8 judges them on an ability to read them like a book and see what theyâre âactuallyâ up to.
- ENFP Mod
honestly supernatural outliving tumblr is the biggest plot twist of this decade
why does Christopher Robin look like heâs just committed murder and heâs trying to explain to his ursine childhood hallucination that itâs a fun pastime
This literally looks like a horror movie

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