Oh hey I can do this jow

42,000,000,000,000,000,000 missed calls from “dumbfuck university” to offer me a scholarship

that’s not what you said the other night when I was balls deep in you.

Liiiiiiight :( light don’t ignore me I’m dying I will die if you don’t pay attention to me. Lighto ple

Me. Answer the question Light

I got bored on critter and you’re an easy target ^_^

is that so. well, good to see you're in high spirits.

Can I come and bite you?

don't you have several love interests you can do that to

Well yeah but they aren’t sniveling little cunts who abused a shinigami’s power ^_^

how very becoming of you.

No he’s right. You are a sniveling little cunt.

Thank you Ryuk ^_^

yes. thank you, ryuk....

Do you want to make out.

i think i can get the same result from licking a cheese grater, no thank you.

I got bored on critter and you’re an easy target ^_^

is that so. well, good to see you're in high spirits.

Can I come and bite you?

don't you have several love interests you can do that to

Well yeah but they aren’t sniveling little cunts who abused a shinigami’s power ^_^

how very becoming of you.

No he’s right. You are a sniveling little cunt.

Thank you Ryuk ^_^

yes. thank you, ryuk....

Do you want to make out.

I got bored on critter and you’re an easy target ^_^

is that so. well, good to see you're in high spirits.

Can I come and bite you?

don't you have several love interests you can do that to

Well yeah but they aren’t sniveling little cunts who abused a shinigami’s power ^_^

how very becoming of you.

No he’s right. You are a sniveling little cunt.

Just thought I’d fucking Gnome all my idiot followers

Does caffeine actually work.

..i think im the wrong person to ask that....

Okay. I can’t ask the redhead. She’ll get all offended that I even suggested she drinks anything but red wine and water.

weh.... caffeine, like really any other substance, affects people differently. i have a personal theory that, for people with audhd, it also depends on whether or not the drink is cold or not. because hot coffee makes me want to go to sleep, but cold coffee i can drink normal style so like.... ehhh? maybe..?? 50/50 really

I think I’ll just snort cocaine and do some molly.

Does caffeine actually work.

..i think im the wrong person to ask that....

Okay. I can’t ask the redhead. She’ll get all offended that I even suggested she drinks anything but red wine and water.

Does caffeine actually work.