Mostly Void, Partially Stars

Asdfghjkl her perfectly straight face and even tone throughout should win an AWARD

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

*flies past*

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

Also noting that this line has a lot of clothing that works for people who need easy chest access or have limited upper body mobility, like if you are recovering from surgery or doing chemo

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

My best post.

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

id from @ruffboijuliaburnsides [a cute animation of cats, set to the Galop Infernal from Orpheus in the Underworld, aka the can-can song]