if you like granny smith im writing ur name rn

“whos the top and bottom in lawlight?” no one. they’re having sex in such unconventional and freakishly unheard of ways that there’s no feasible way it could ever be categorised into labels like that. what they do is beyond understanding. but also L tops

if you watch Death Note backwards, it’s a beautiful story about Light giving up being a serial killer in order to go back to highschool, and how L comes back from the dead and develops the ability to produce entire cakes from his empty mouth.

i think the worst thing ive ever done in my entire life was when i was 13 and on dA i replied with “zomg kira!!!! O.o” to someone informing me that their grandmother had a heart attack and died.

death note was amazing at foreshadowing. like they literally named him L

L was actually wearing jorts in Death Note but you just never saw because it wasn’t relevant to Lights journey

The cool thing about death note is you could feasibly explain the basic premise of it like the mechanics of the note and also L and lights weird homoerotic shit and you would have a pretty good idea of what the entire plot is like without ever having to explain the terrifying floating clown monster

it is absolutely true that every character in death note is in a completely different piece of media from every other character. light thinks he's in law and order. L is in columbo, as columbo. misa is in a sabrina carpenter song and rem is in a chappell roan song. to ryuk this is all the three stooges. soichiro is in taken and matsuda is in brooklyn 99 and aizawa is in disco elysium. this is mikami's silence of the lambs and you're living in it. mello will either make this whole situation into twilight or die trying, and near? well. near is in death note.

i'm glad that detective who was dismissive of his wife's knowledge was killed early on in death note. what happens when you're rude to women btw. a high schooler writes your name in a book and you bleed out on the ground

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass