our little new atomic age

the nature of tumblr is that, no matter what you do, your most popular posts are always going to be a low-effort shitpost from half a decade ago, that meme you shamelessly reposted that one time, and various posts accusing the Character of being a fag

youtubers should do reverse sponsorships. just interrupt the narrative of the video to shit-talk some random company for 1-2 minutes.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself