Totally not a Titan

having a smart woman follow you back is so scary bc it’s like what if she finds out that im stupid

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

It’s important you all know he has this opened on his second monitor, delightedly refreshing it every few minutes to read the notes.

Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

A drag queen named Sissy Fuss

Her act involves rolling a disco ball across the stage

2015? that wasnt even that long ago. it was only... [doing the math] ohhh. ohhh..... oh dear...

… hey @elodieunderglass

This is so specific thank you

It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode