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the “the colonel calls me riza when we’re alone” scene is/was.. lifechanging tbh

“Now do me a favor and die” is such a powerful statement.

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it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

Ok but were you an Egyptology kid, a Dragonology kid, or a Wizardology kid?

Change ur mistress into a cow so your wife doesn’t catch you cheating

Appoint a guy with eyes all over his body to guard the cow so your husband can’t have sex with her anyways

If the url didn’t have the word greek in it to cue me in on the ridiculousness of Greek mythology I would just assume I had encountered the best shitposter on this whole website

@blasticheart

I love the huge cultural differences in Space Marvel™… Asgardians like speak in iambic pentameter and use beatiful, eloquent words and then the guardians are like “y'all’d'nt’ve'f'i'dn’ve!”

WOW! 

What’s the mood for Wednesday?

This needs to be framed on my wall!

Some real advice. Thanks for letting me know I’m on the right track, Neil!