no. 1 dgs sherlock fan

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

you iust slept off with a gunch

all night i want to spray my stink on you

every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

no idea what this means

lemon lime spine

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

we have to hold the line on misandry not being real. it's getting scary out there

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

*Emails you my spore*

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma