no. 1 dgs sherlock fan

we can't have anything

just got approved to put magnets on my head

they should designate june as pride month for lgbt people and host parades, events and stuff.

Can I crash in your house and make it my bachelor pad for a few years?

We all got that feeble & extremely unpleasant loser friend that wont let u touch their shit just because yo hands sticky as fuck

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

I'm so tired of ads that're just an influencer talking to a webcam. Companies wanna do everything but pay for a real commercial. I don't want products sold by Relatable People Like Me I want your corporation to lose seven million dollars on a production crew and a 3D talking dog. Maybe even two 3D talking dogs.

derp pussy is ruining my life

“you win some you lose some” Well At This Point I’d Like For Us To Start Winning Some

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person