Apostrophers

DO YOUR PART TO CHANGE THIS STATISTIC WHEN IT MATTERS IN NOVEMBER!

are u fucking kidding me hey kids following me please make sure yall are voting in this fuckin midterm jesus louisus (with all due respect, of course)

PS college folks who don’t live close to home: register to vote absentee. It’s super easy to do. They’ll mail you the ballot; all you have to do is mail it back.

my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities

i hate myself for laughing at this

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

this one is never not funny

Get your ass on the dance floor

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

Ama zing

me trying to flirt

Wait how do you know all your fish are single?

all the fish I currently have are brothers so like, I hope

GHOST BISON

my favorite thing about brooklyn 99 is that my favorite character is literally whichever character happens to be speaking at any given moment they’re all so good

by Pear-Shaped comics

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

Omg