just a bag of beans

Get away from the edge losers

The Weeping Angels are really scary until you realize if any organism sees them they are fucked so they get hard countered by geckos, who don't blink and can see in the dark. If the Doctor strapped like two geckos onto him he'd be fine.

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

got my girlfriend into chuck tingle’s horror and we both bought a different book of his to the pool which summoned a bear who came over and was like MY MAN CHUCK TINGLE before diving into the pool

you see what happens when you enter the tingleverse?

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

Immediately I love him

jean perfectly stripping dark box dye from neil’s hair and bringing it back to its natural red having done that precisely 0 times before and carrying it out with no help, no sleep, and only the lighting of a dark ass basement over the course of a single night is just proof that jean really can do absolutely anything that he puts his mind to