BOO

why are you as a man "cocking" your gun ? so you can "shoot a load" into another man ??

who is dean winchister

Did you know that there are 58 tortillas in space right now and that number dwindles as the hunger of four astronauts grows

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

I can use excel and the toilet

bee in my bonnet

just one bee?

just the one bee, but believe me we are BOTH in distress about the situation

*sighs* I will, she pulls it off with too much swagger

A company was putting Markiplier in an aquarium bcause they were going to actually put him in a real submarine, and I had to help him because they were trying to take away his human rights.

mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

well. um. lot more than 75, now

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