beef stock cubes for my beef stock drinks

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

You can lie when you name things

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

[ID: Crying anime girl posed next to text that reads, "Yes, I may be Racist but you were Mean ad that's worse." End ID]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

I found it

This has to be like an ancient relic or something

Which funny blog is the one that you flag for historical tumblr posts

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

they got married btw

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This post is the distilled essence of everything I believe in.

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers