temporary (?) hiatus

THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

"I am my own blankie."

THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

"I am my own blankie."

me: *finds it kind of funny* *finds it kind of sad*

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

remove cattle from stage

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

Did Tim Burton just nail how everybody feels when they have a crush on someone they know doesn’t like them back?

It also teaches you not to wander around 19th century forests at night practicing your marriage vows because Helena Bonham Carter might accidentally come back from the dead and force you into mummy matrimony.