real talk though if I decorated my couch with a few of these how many people you think would actually notice

I know this sign is supposed to be anti-equal rights but I can’t help but read it as pro-Satan.

Does this mean Satan was the original SJW? 

HELLO YES 999 I JSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED

999? You mean 911?

I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I’d be a little bit scuppered since I livE IN ENGLAND AND ITS AN AWFULLY LONG DRIVE 

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"Your move Kaiba" is the best way to end every sentence because it a. Signals to your conversation partner that it is their turn to contribute and b. Reminds them constantly of your undying passion for yugioh

#everyone hates him

Same. Also the deer love dog treats???? and their names are Thelma and Louise??? Precious babes

omg 

Ok “little farts” is my new favorite term of endeerment.