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I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night

the weird schrödinger's emotion that is "that character death was narratively satisfying and emotionally impactful and ultimately the best way to handle their character arc" simultaneously with "noooo but I wanted them to live :( :( :("

The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.

big fan of when characters meet another version of themselves and their first instinct is to literally physically kill their doppelganger with their own two hands. which could mean absolutely nothing.

guy who wouldn’t even notice they’ve been sex pollened with all the repressed lust they’ve got going on

date idea: i lay down on ur lap and you pet my head and tell me im not too much

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

Remember to let something you have no control over ruin your day today

my excessive use of commas and my love of run on sentences is alluring and attractive to my readers

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union