no thoughts, just vibes

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

One important thing that you should do as a queer person is to find another queer person whose brain works just like yours (romantically or not) and then adopt a cat together and then finally steal that fucking Pikachu and make it big

haha yeah his pussy was insa— oh sorry his pussy was neurodivergent

the weather is getting hot here so fair warning that i’m entering my insufferable hater season ✌️ peace and love tho

hot weather lovers be like yessss i love when my asscrack is sweaty and my skin is sticky and when every insect in a 4 mile radius is sent real time GPS coordinates of my legs

@snazzy-hats-and-adhd

happy summer to dykes in tank tops and basketball shorts, goths who's makeup is melting, little kids catching frogs and fireflies, guys who just bring their guitar everywhere now, 13 yr olds very obviously in their emo phase during a family vacation, gas station employees, old people sitting on porches, and dogs swimming at the beach

"Steve Irwin of Los Espookies" gets me every time.

*touching your fandom-related tattoos* promise youll stop for me 🥺

I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

He would not fucking say that

Not in public but trust me I've known him since I was practically a child

safer (you not gonna die horrid death so easy), not so cursed but still ominous, you are alone bc you are in a tower but you can do groceries no problem, just chilling above everything else

CHOO CHOO ALL ABOARD MOTHERFUCKERS the transfemme glow up train is leaving the station

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

So, The Black Parade is just The Rainbow Connection for emos?

evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me

#no thats amy lee lead singer of evanescence#the main character of my immortal is ebony darkness dementia raven way who looks a lot like amy lee#(AN if you dont kno who dat is get da hell out!)