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don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

you should NOT be at the club. you should be in the streets, june 5th, 1832, paris france. you should be building a barricade

at the end of the day, it’s you and your long distance best friend against the world

i'm doing my TMA relisten and i don't think anything bad will happen to my friend Jonathan this time around

You guys are not gonna believe what kinds of things are happening to my friend Jonathan

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

Special Event: All Horses' Birthday (Northern Hemisphere only)

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

This princess forgot about super glue

sorry i am a dumb bitch

Ripley's don't believe it

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

Basically i like when theres pillows and blankets