I'm a mess :)

i would risk it all for my beautiful wife Raw Cookie Dough

pasta is so comforting. pasta is my best friend. pasta my beloved. pasta is my boyfriend pasta is a god pasta is the breeze in my hair in the weekend pasta is a relaxing thought!!!

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me