It's tea o'clock somewhere.

what on earth

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

being in your 20s is like playing the sims except your sim won’t do any god damn thing you tell them and all your bars are moderately orange to an ugly shade of red

I love how every human there just gently ensures the doggo can keep playing. <3

how do u tell the difference between executive dysfunction, procrastination, and laziness bc fuck idk how to

An excellent explanation!

I needed this. I’ve needed this.

When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday

huh that seemingly unpleasant task only ended up taking eight minutes to complete and was surprisingly satisfying, I may have erred in putting it off for two weeks.

“Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.

sometimes self care is saying “this is stupid” and closing the tab