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guys okay i'm having late-night thoughts and thunks. we all know and love pussy curse fics. but picture me this. rule 63 landoscar. cock curse after a double podium. now see. that's a CURSE curse. i wanna see my girlies try and navigate suddenly having to deal with a dick together.
"This is awful. Fucking hell - it's huge, jesus." Lando is standing in the bathroom, fully reasonably calling Jon about this fucking thing that's appeared between her legs. "Jesus christ, when did it even happen? Did I have it at McDonalds? Did I pee in McDonalds? I can't remember when I last peed."
Fuck. What if she can't even piss out of it? What if it's fucking wired up wrong or whatever? What if she dies from being full of piss because she's got a fucking stupid cock nailed on her? Fucking hell.
"Lando." Jon sounds like a man who was out all night. "Stop - look. We knew this might happen, didn't we? All the guys end up with - well, the other thing. You're going to be fine, just go back to sleep for a bit and then get Oscar to sort you out, yeah?"
Oscar. Who Jon must know is not in Lando's suite because the problem with wanting to celebrate winning a title with your girlfriend is it's a bit awkward when she's the person you beat to it.
Well, Max is. But that probably wouldn't make it any better for Oscar to have it pointed out.
Jon isn't really helping, so Lando mumbles something about going to take a shower and hangs up. Unlike the thing hanging down between her legs, which looks like it might be classifiable as a weapon. There's no way she's getting through airport security with this in her trousers. Max Fewtrell is going to have a fucking field day if she tries to tuck it into joggers, for fuck's sake.
It doesn't seem fair, really. Yes, all the blokes get a pussy for winning the title. That's nice, who fucking doesn't love pussy? They might even find out how to get a woman off in the process, a bit of service to the wags they'll propose to while they're high on winning.
Lando does not want a cock. She just won, specifically, without a cock. The first time anyone's ever done it. Oscar doesn't need to find out what to do with a cock, they get off just fine when they're not pissing each other off about a stupid fucking championship. God, at least Oscar doesn't have it - Lando's only given two blow jobs in her life and although both Maxes were nice about it she knows they weren't good. And this thing would not be going anywhere inside her, she knows that much.
Maybe Jon's right. Maybe going back to sleep is the only option here. Maybe it will go away on its own if she stops, like, poking it and fucking hell there's horrible balls and everything. This is just. Awful.
In the end the idea of calling Oscar because Oscar helps her deal with shit like this. Well not like this. There's never been a cock to deal with before but like, when Lando's having a fucking meltdown and things. That wins out over respecting Oscar's right to a big post-race sulk or whatever she's been doing for the last 16 hours.
It's a huge relief when she answers. Lando was a bit paranoid this might be fucking it for them, which would be just the most fucking terrible way to celebrate winning a championship. No pussy on her, none from Oscar - might as well go throw herself in the harbour now.
Fortunately that doesn't seem to be what's going on. "Hey, champion," Oscar mumbles down the phone, yawning. "Whassup? Are you out of tequila or something?"
"I wish." That'd be such an easy problem to solve. "I've got a fucking massive dick, Osc."
Lando knows she sounds a bit whiny when she's upset. Which she is, this is a pretty major crisis. And that ok, yes, it's not the most dignified but it's still not fair that Oscar has clearly dropped her phone onto the mattress to full-body laugh in an uncontrollable way. Lando heard the soft thunk and everything.
"Oscarrr. I'm being serious - it's all wrinkly and it's huge and soft. What if I can't piss and I die?"
The idea of Lando passing away from dick-related illnesses seems to sober Oscar up a bit. "Alright, alright. Calm down. I'm sure we can deal with your fucking-" she's laughing again, half-wheezing into the phone "-fucking massive championship cock, oh my god."
"I don't want it," Lando complains, miserably. "Oscar, please, Jon said you'd be able to sort it out."
"Did he now?" Oscar's drawling. "Alright, I'm putting my clothes on. Probably just keep yours off, I don't reckon this should take very long."
realised i should prob reblog this post with the whole fic link too.
enjoy 4000 words of reverse pussy curse massive championship cock crisis â¤ď¸
alright by popular demand (sudden influx of reblogs reminding me it existed) i have finished the rule 63 cock curse landoscar that's been cooking somewhere in the back of my head for a month or whatever
originally inspired by this post by @zeroabsurdity
I could be your baby, I could be your man Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Rating: E (obviously) tags: accidental cock acquisition, rule 63, mild genderfuckery, non-gold-star lesbianism

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summer break đŤ§
i'm never drawing moving water ever again aaaaaaa
Toto and Susie with Kimi today in Sardinia đŽđš
every year you think the most batshit thing will be maxf and lando posted by their girlfriends making out with tongues or whatever but no, it's always those freaks in the house of mercedes doing intergenerational high court polycule in ways any inbred french royal pervert couldn't have even imagined
Caught
I accidentally found out one of my friends has a huge dick, and in a panic I blurted out âcongratulations on the pipe, man.â Whatâs my next move after this
no youâre good. thhats the end of the transmission

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fax mewtrell is such an incredibly special boy to me maybe i will put him in a situation for his birthday
girl!ojp would be walking around with the tiniest shorts and giant team polos and completely nonchalant
sheâd also bite down on her straw while staring directly at lando while they do promo. just sayin
and somewhere between post-press conference and race day prep theyâre lounging around and he goes âwhat are you thinking about?â
she doesnât take her filthy workout sneakers off and just gently rubs her foot on the outline of his half-hard dick in his sweats. btw.
^did @scenetocause write something like this in their girl!ojp fic or am i hallucinating
summoned for feet stuff yet again
"Oscarrrr," Lando's being particularly whiny today, Jon told him earlier and then even Zak rolled his eyes at him in the warm-up to a sponsor call, so he knows he's being really intolerable and is almost surprised he's been allowed near Oscar.
Except at this point probably everyone's hoping she does something to make him shut up. Not least Lando himself.
"Hmm?" She doesn't really look up from her set of printouts. "Fornaroli's really not being kind to your gearbox, you should moan about it to someone."
"What?" Absolutely no one, ever, has suggested Lando get more whiny.
"Just suggesting things you could do constructively if you're like this." Oscar still isn't looking at him, although she has a vaguely smug expression that says she's actually been lining that one up for ages and probably rehearsed it in her head several times.
"Oi," Lando pokes her. "You're supposed to be nice to me."
"Aren't you supposed to be nice to me?" She's arching an eyebrow at him, amused.
"Well. Ok." He's sort of forgotten what he was whining about, until she goes back to the papers and stops paying attention to him. "What did you said he's doing to my gearbox?"
"Look at these shifts - ugly." Oscar is very possessive about their cars, always finds something to criticise in whatever IndyCar or F2 driver has been given an FP1 but in her defence that really does look quite grim, in a way that has Lando a bit nervous for his own turn in second practice.
"Erm." Oh no, now he's worrying about the car. "Oh."
"You're just being whiny because you haven't had the chance to drive yet." She flicks her foot at him, on the other end of the sofa. "You're always like this and then you'll be fucking fastest by the end of the session because you're annoyingly good."
He huffs a bit about that, wriggling around. He's definitely annoying but no one's saying he's good. Can't even defend his fucking title can he? Not that he can really whine at Oscar about that because of how he beat her to it, which was a bit misogynist of him according to certain corners of the internet currently calling him gay for not having a decent car this year.
"Stop thinking." She pokes him with her foot again, gets it right in his lap. She's wearing gross, rolled athletic socks that have definitely been in her team trainers, soles dirty with whatever gets on their feet over a race weekend.
They come up just above her ankle, bit like his golf socks and there's a mole just by where the elastic curls against her skin. The milkiest tan line, like one of the rings her hot chocolates somehow leave on all their mugs, no matter what Lando puts in the dishwasher.
"Are you getting horny about my feet?" She sounds incredulous, at the same time as she's rubbing her toes right on where she knows his dick is.
"Erm." He's not, really. Was just thinking about their dishwasher and the laundry and how they're going home together. How he'll try and put Oscar's socks in the white wash and she'll somehow get them in with the bright colours and then complain they're a bit orange, as though that's going to stop them going with their team gear. Or it'd bother her if it even did.
"Jesus christ." She sounds more Australian than she has in awhile suddenly, curling her toes around his dick gently, fondly. "Alright but we don't have long."
Lando shifts a bit, lets her get both feet in his lap and twists round in a way that will probably come back to get him later in the weekend, half-lying-down on the sofa so he can hug one of her thighs. "Tell me about the brake trace."
"Hmm," Oscar shuffles the papers around a bit. "Well, he's going harder than I am into 2, no idea why. There's a lot of mucking around in sector 2, which to be fair might be the wind - it's properly annoying out there, can't work out what's happening half the time even before the ghosts take over."
Her feet are curling against his dick, letting Lando grind a bit as he tilts his hips towards her heels, trying to nudge against the stiff bit that she always likes when he gives her a massage.
"What about 16?" Oscar's put her hand in his curls, messing them up before the helmet even has a chance and it's so nice, having his scalp scritched and his dick rubbed.
"I mean I think you'd do it differently." That means she knows he'd do it differently, given Oscar's digested every single one of his brake traces for every session of every track ever. "But it's hard to say with these cars, isn't it?"
"Mmm," he's a bit too far gone now, for any technical feedback. "Ghosts."
She smiles down at him, indulgent. "Yeah. All haunted, mate."
It's their word for when the cars just won't behave, no matter what they do. Lando's like 80% sure the team know but it's not like they use it as feedback in a debrief or whatever, just easier to explain it to each other sometimes than get frustrated trying to work out which bit of software screwed them over this time.
And sometimes Lando likes thinking about them, in the car. Not so lonely. Maybe he could set them on Antonelli, if he works them out well enough.
He curls more onto her leg, wrapping his arm round her hips. Oscar's more slight than she was a few years back, closer to his own size now she's not training like she might get sent to Formula E any second. But she's still a little bit plush round her thighs, softer on her tummy than he is and it's so nice to rub his face against, burrowing into her while her toes press almost viciously hard onto his dick.
It, inevitably, doesn't take long to have him hiccuping a gasp into her team shirt and jerking his hips a few times up into the arches of her feet, chasing the orgasm even though it's a shallow one. Nothing earth-shattering, just a nice snuggle on the sofa.
Once he's done she gives him a few more pets on his head. "Dunno about 6 and 7, something weird going on there definitely. Think that's where he's really putting the gearbox through the ringer."
"Mmm," Lando beds himself down on her more, thinking about having a nap rather than looking at fucking data. "Show me yours, don't care what he's doing."
i KNEW that man could not take his clothes off without calamity
holding out
[21:27] Lando were you taking nudes on my boat
[21:29] Your *yacht [21:30] Hardly a nude [21:30] Shorts are clearly there
[21:32] And where's that going? I'd rather not have half of Monte Carlo know what my bathroom looks like
[21:33] Not goin anywhere [21:33] Else
[21:33] Wow I'm honouredÂ
[21:34] Should be [22:46] Awake?
george/lando, 5k, E
i guess the hours spent staying up being a goblin are potentially the only ones you can get back if you wind up being a ghost

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oohhhhhh my god a sports romance written in third person????! book of the year instantly