@denial-stage asked about Alex Sorloth and Kristian Thorstvedt's Spillerhotellet episode, so here it is!
Skeie the interviewer thanking them for taking a break from the cards to be there. Kristian: "Alex was playing like crap so he needed to take a break anyway." Alex jokingly lowkey blaming Kristian for the "toxic environment around the card table" and then the both of them going on about how messy playing against the kids is.
Martin apparently inherited his penchant for detroying cameras from Stale. Alex: "I told you you need to get back at him! I wanted to see a fight." Poor Skeie.
MY FAVORITE NON-MARTIN NON-SANDER CLIP. Alex talking about the Morocco game in genetic football platitudes. Kristian snoring loudly at him. Alex: "Like you're some quote machine. Add some sparkle to it!" Kristian: "Ehhh. I'm too tired." (They did not, unfortunately, include the bit where neither of them could name two cities in Morocco. Oscar Bobb had to save their blushes.)
Skeie: "Who one of you has the most spice when it really counts?" Kristian: "I feel like you're more professional in your role, but I'm viewed more as-" Alex: "You're viewed as? You are that thing you're going to say." Kristian: "Yeah, a bit-" Alex, with a grin at the camera: "Horny for the media." Kristian, diplomatic: "I'm not camera shy."
Skeie: "What do you think of Alex's nudity?" Kristian: "I do not condone it. Everyone else is fine with their clothes on, but not him." *camera pans to half-naked Alex Sorloth in the gym.* Alex, in the studio: "When you have a great body to show off, you gotta show off."
Nottttt them completely selling Sander out. Alex: "TV2 were broadcasting live from the locker room. Almost saw his flute on live TV." Kristian: "He was saved by Bjorkan." Alex: "Bjorkan's head to the rescue, otherwise there would have been dick and balls live on TV."
Truly I love the management team question. Kristian instantly nominating Alex for player manager because he likes organizing, and just as swiftly volunteering to be social media manager; he's out for your job, Skeie. The center-backs getting the manager nod. Kristian: "They'll do 5-4-1." Alex: "Preferably no attacking at all."
Alex: "Great tip for you, just put the camera on Sander at half-time or after games. Yap yap yap yap yap."
Alex: "If Erling was security weād need security for the security. It wonāt do."
I wonder what Alex Sorloth has witnessed in his ten years on the national team that makes him insistent on taking the head chef role. What culinary sins have the boys committed. I am belatedly realizing this is Team Norway we're talking about; we may be operating on dramatically different standards for culinary sins.
Notttttttt Alex calling Erling and Morten Thorsby clout chasers.
Kristian: "You and Nusa have written books, though." Alex: *pointing at Kristian* "He doesn't care about children's education."
Worst loser? Kristian, leaning towards the mic and tapping it in universal gesture of is this thing on: "Jorgen Strand Larsen." Alex being honest and nominating himself as well.
Worst winner? Apparently Oscar Bobb and Andreas Schjelderup have introduced these old men to the term "ragebait," complete with demonstration. Alex: "No humility with these youngsters. With their words like vibe, ragebait, what else."
Alex: "We've learned G-lock." *extends a hand towards Kristian* Kristian: "Do you want this on the Internet?" Alex: "We've learned it, come on." He's so proud.
Funniest on the team? Alex: "Other than the two of us?" Kristian: "Yeah, you and me are winning that one. We're the only funny ones." Yeah okay I see it.
Kristian kicking the golf ball away after failing at the golf challenge. Alex: "Talk about a bad loser. Go get the ball!"
Alex telling Kristian, "You can't laugh, Mister Two Points," and promptly getting one point. "I like spending time with my family, so I'm not on the golf course." Keep telling yourself that, my dude.
