Never Doubt It

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

i believe i can do everything in this life except feign interest and suck up to people

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars