boomblast!

whenever someone follows me after liking a single post of mine it’s always like. that’s it? you’re not gonna screen me a little more? you trust that first impression that much?? like thank you I’m flattered but also. okay um

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

Amen.

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

reading silver age xmen is so funny bc warrens such a happy cocky rich boy without a worry in the world. he doesnt even know. he doesnt know whats gonna happen to him

hyperfixating on a fictional woman who went underdeveloped in canon is literally FUN and the 80-90% of fandom people who only do the same for background character men have no idea of the degree to which they are fucking missing out