what does that mean

i dont think we're making it out of january this time guys i think we're here forever now

people saying its almost over are gonna be in for a real shock on january 32nd

i really do fucking love the train. i sit it goes we arrive etc

everyone get earnest and verbose in the club

*grasping at straws* My straws!

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

under my benevolent dictatorship everyone will be in their jammies at 7pm. because that'sjammy time

We’re always like “we’re gonna dress like sci-fi people in the future” and then the next generation is always like yasss jeans

my mom is always doing some B Plot thespian shit I never know about until it's happening

I just called her and she didn't even say hello. she answered the phone, "I can give you two minutes. I'm in character as Doctor Watson right now." In what situation could she possibly both be in character as Doctor Watson but also able to take my phone call? I didn't have time to ask.

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.