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Psycho Mouse: Am I in trouble?

Flight Deck: Take a guess.

Psycho Mouse: No...?

Flight Deck:

Flight Deck: Take another guess.

#source: tumblr #psycho mouse #flight deck #california's great america #cga #cedar fair #incorrect quotes

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Sky Rocket: I promised Jack Rabbit we wouldn’t do anything illegal!

Exterminator: Why would you lie to him like that?!

#source: dan vs #sky rocket #exterminator #jack rabbit #kennywood #parques reunidos #incorrect quotes

Nemesis Inferno: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?

Saw the Ride: It’s not water.

Nemesis Inferno: Vodka! I like your sty-

Saw the Ride: It’s vinegar.

Nemesis Inferno: …What?

Saw the Ride: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

#source: vine #nemesis inferno #saw the ride #thorpe park #merlin entertainment #incorrect quotes

Wildcat: Mark the day, Sky. May 18th, 4:00 P.M.

Skyrush: Oh, honey, we are well into October.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #wildcat #skyrush #hersheypark #other parks #incorrect quotes

Kraken: Some of you have never made good decisions and it shows.

Mako: [whispering to Ice Breaker] Is he talking about me?

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Flight Deck: [fires a missile in a theme park]

Afterburn: This is why mom doesn't FUCKING LOVE YOU!

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Timber Wolf: That's my worst nightmare! Accidentally shooting a dog with a bow and arrow!

Patriot: What about a person?

Timber Wolf: What?

#source: unus annus #timber wolf #patriot #worlds of fun #wof #cedar fair #incorrect quotes

Texas Tornado: My ex-fiancée still misses me.

Hornet:

Mouse Trap:

Texas Tornado:

Texas Tornado: ...but her aim is getting better!

#source: gravity falls #texas tornado #hornet #mouse trap #wonderland amusement park #other parks #incorrect quotes #his ex fiancee is silver bullet at frontier city btw

Twister II: Don’t you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?

Mind Eraser: I never had one.

Twister II: An imagination or a childhood?

Mind Eraser:

#source: a series of unfortunate events #twister 2 #twister II #mind eraser #elitch gardens #premier parks #incorrect quotes

Tidal Twister: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak, like, look at this flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.

Emperor: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

#source: tumblr #tidal twister #emperor #seaworld san diego #seaworld #incorrect quotes

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Raptor: God help the person who ends up dating Mantis.

Mean Streak: I’m dating Mantis.

Raptor: My condolences.

#source: tumblr #raptor #mean streak #mantis #cedar point #cedar fair #incorrect quotes

Legend: Oh, I forgot to ask, but how old are you?

Boulder Dash: I'm twenty.

Legend: Oh, I'm twenty, too-

Boulder Dash: Oh, so you're older than me.

Legend: What? No, I'm twenty, too.

Boulder Dash: ...

Legend: We're the same age.

Boulder Dash: But you said you were twenty two?

Legend: Yeah, I am.

Boulder Dash:

#source: tumblr #legend #boulder dash #holiday world #lake compounce #other parks #parques reunidos #incorrect quotes

Hawnted House: [flashlight under chin] They say a witch cursed this park 50 years ago today!

[50 years ago]

Roller Coaster: Fuck this park!

#source: twitter #hawnted house #roller coaster #camden park #other parks #incorrect quotes #apparently rcdb removed hawnted house as a roller coaster but it is a roller coaster #trust me

Laser: So no matter how shallow and self-absorbed you pretend to be -

Hydra: Excuse me, there’s no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.

#source: wicked #laser #hydra #hydra the revenge #dorney park #cedar fair #incorrect quotes

Mystic Timbers: Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything.

Banshee: How are the trees?

Mystic Timbers: I don't know who you are or what that is. AMA closed

#source: tumblr #mystic timbers #banshee #kings island #ki #cedar fair #incorrect quotes

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Montu: I was once arrested for being too handsome.

Kumba: The charges were immediately dropped due to no supporting evidence.

#source: tumblr #montu #kumba #busch gardens tampa #bgt #seaworld #incorrect quotes

DC Rivals HyperCoaster: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Superman Escape: You're a hazard to society.

Green Lantern Coaster: And a coward. Do 20.

#source: twitter #dc rivals hypercoaster #superman escape #green lantern coaster #warner bros movie world #village roadshow #incorrect quotes

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