Ideas aliroides

On 2 separate occasions in this 20 second video I thought this cat was gonna be absolutely COOKED

They fucming macrowabed him?!?!

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

Explosive decompression

There’s no way this is the maximally efficient way to do this

Let’s be real. You like it because it is basically a popcorn shotgun.

I Am a simple man

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman

Also useful for simple codebreaking and decoding an unhashed simple letter cypher.

[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

Those am him leafs

#leaf him alone