SISTER, DAUGHTER, INFANT DEATH

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

the idea that predators and abusers are an ontological category of person, rather than everyone having the capacity to be predatory and abusive, leads to people having no regard for boundaries because they think that predation only comes from evil people ™

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

once i figure out how to unclench my entire body my life will begin