waiting for nothing to happen

Heartbreaking: tumblr users struggle to understand that a show titled The Vampire Lestat is mostly about the vampire Lestat (and is also from his perspective).

you are NOT immune to cunty little detective. at some point in your life your brain will be taken over by a fictional detective and there’s nothing you can do about it. it WILL happen to you. you might even end up transgender about it

sometimes…….things that are fanon………are worse

enough of the Discourse fellas. let's pack it up and go back to basics: getting crowley desperate, overstimulated and crying through sex

"what if they fucked" WRONG. what if they ruined each other's lives irreparably. what if there was nothing left but a smoldering heap. what if everything that brought them together twisted and corroded and ripped them apart. and then they fucked.

benedict cumberbatch in a gay nightclub bathroom in the new madonna mv. don’t piss me off go be in a gay nightclub bathroom in the new sherlock s5. girl whatever

this would have given 2013 me a stroke

haven’t watched the finale yet bc I fear that’s none of my business at the moment. Love and light to all

there are a lot of Extremely Married moments in good omens, but I maintain that the Most Married moment is when crowley says out of nowhere, “ducks! they’re what water slides off.” and aziraphale heaves a deeply put-upon sigh and says, “….just drive the car.”

a close runner up is when Aziraphale wants to do magic at Warlock’s birthday party and Crowley just goes, “Make you disappear”, and Aziraphale’s not put out in the slightest

and third place goes to “Oh Lord, heal this bike”

“Not you, I know what you smell like.”

Book Aziraphale's fugly sneakers my beloved

John has a tire lever down the front of his pants when Sherlock says “no he’s always walked like that.” They can never make me hate you Steven Moffat.

Sherlock says there are 14 levels of security to get into CAM’s office - this is oddly specific, and if you buy into locked rooms being subtext for Sherlock’s heart, I wonder if that means we’ll get canon johnlock in the 14th episode, which would be the second episode of season 5

“two of which aren’t even legal in this country” (the first two episodes of series 5)