probably about time for an intro post, yeah? yeah.
my nameās cody, iām 27, and queer in more ways than two. despite my alleged grumpiness, i am very approachable. dm me a cool animal fact or something. iāll send you one back.
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check out my ao3 if youāre inclined. hereās whatās on there:
A Soft Touch (rated E, 666)
post s1, pwp. edging + hand kink + crowley being a pathetic mess + aziraphale being very in love with him
Paired (rated G, 3.5k)
post s1, aziraphale and crowley go to restaurant in italy and confess their feelings over wine. a prompt fic written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs for the birds of a feather project.
Swear Itās Platonic (rated E, WIP)
friends with benefits au. crowley and aziraphale have been best friends for six years, and three months ago they started hooking up. the pining while fucking fic.
The Bug In My Kitchen Thinks We Should Date (rated T, 12k)
bakery au. easily flustered crowley meets flirty aziraphaleāgay panic ensues. fluff with an even fluffier ending. written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs.
Resilience of the Heart (rated G, 6.2k)
post s3, south downs cottage. crowley plans an anniversary dinner, aziraphale plans a holiday surprise. featuring a (fluffy) 14th century flashback scene.
The Point (rated G, 5.8k)
post s3, established relationship. crowley and aziraphale discover the joys (and woes, mostly woes) of camping. extremely fluffy.
Radar Angel (rated E, 77k WIP)
hurt/comfort storm chasers au. autistic aziraphale/asexual crowley, enemies (or more accurately, idiots) to lovers.
To The Ocean (rated E, 28k)
hurt/comfort beach au. aziraphale is depressed on vacation, crowley helps with that. aziraphale learns how to help himself, too. porn with feelings.
Youāre Supposed To Cry (rated T, 1k)
hurt/comfort human au. disabled crowley/caring aziraphale. do your doctors ever make you want to scream? read this.
Beach Day (rated G, 3.5k)
my one and only she-ra fic! canon compliant, mostly fluff with some catra typical angst. the super pal trio runs into adora during a mission. originally a one shot (and can be read as a standalone) but there is now a part 2 written by my insanely talented best friend.
Is This Seat Taken? (rated E, 9k)
coffee shop au, pwp. gentle dom aziraphale/brat crowley, strangers to enemies to lovers. if you like aziraphale being a little bitchy this one is for you.
Wherever You Are, Iāll Come To You (rated T, 50k)
fluffy (with a small dose of hurt/comfort) high school au. non-binary crowley/bamf aziraphale. protective 4 protective. very very cute, these two. my first fic!
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#there is an office au that i read forever ago that's sort of similar to my idea? #cannot remember what it was and i didn't bookmark it like an idiot #they're coworkers and crowley works in IT #aziraphale has a kid with his ex wife? #was this a summerofspock fic???? #idk but aziraphale starts this fic at straight and ends [redacted] crowley's [redacted] on the couch out of pure lustful impulse #it was sort of angsty i think they had a breakup arc #and there was office supply closet head #someone help #honestly i can't stop thinking about the couch scene now
Itās this one:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Excerpt:
Aziraphale likes a soft touch, apparently.
Crowley decided to take that literally. For his dignity.
He purchased Aziraphale a pair of alpaca-lined gloves this past autumn, and a ridiculously indulgent hand cream the following winter.
By February his dignity-preserving plan had backfired spectacularly. A soft touch indeed.
In spring, Crowley purchased (for himself, thank you very much) a set of pensāsilver barrels, black ink, fully functional in spaceāand left them by Aziraphaleās desk. The summer has been spent watching him draw.
Excellent excuse for suddenly feeling a bit warm, summer.
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one thing iām very aware of, is that i do not wish to be consumed by negativity. i do not wish for the finale to pull me under. i will not allow them to so that to me. so i will make sure to reblog enough fanart and fics and read and write happy endings because my crowley and aziraphale are alive and thriving
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Excerpt:
Aziraphale likes a soft touch, apparently.
Crowley decided to take that literally. For his dignity.
He purchased Aziraphale a pair of alpaca-lined gloves this past autumn, and a ridiculously indulgent hand cream the following winter.
By February his dignity-preserving plan had backfired spectacularly. A soft touch indeed.
In spring, Crowley purchased (for himself, thank you very much) a set of pensāsilver barrels, black ink, fully functional in spaceāand left them by Aziraphaleās desk. The summer has been spent watching him draw.
Excellent excuse for suddenly feeling a bit warm, summer.
Crowley has his legs stretched out and crossed at the ankle, and his tunic falls only just above his knees, so thereās quite a bit of skin on display for Aziraphaleās enjoyment if he can manage to be surreptitious about it.
Theyāve already had enough to drink to make reality feel just a little blurred at the edges. Still, he can see quite clearly the fuzzy hair on Crowleyās calves, the knobbliness of his toes, the dust on the soles of his feet.
Aziraphale sighs.
āThat,ā Crowley says, pointing at Aziraphale with an accusatory finger, āis exactly what I mean. You keepā¦sighing wistfully. Whatās wrong?ā
Or
Aziraphale and Crowley have one more night together on an island in the Aegean Sea. What might they choose to do with it? (Best not to speculate.)
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unlearning dissociative habits has completely changed how i identify, and despite the process being a bit jarring itās actually really fucking cool. i feel like a different person. itās so good though lmao like i used to struggle so hard with who i was and where i fit in and now itās just??? fucking whatever??? i am who i am. doesnāt matter what other people think, i know what iām about. not a bad person and not a good person. just a person.
