probably about time for an intro post, yeah? yeah.
my name’s cody, i’m 27, and queer in more ways than two. despite my alleged grumpiness, i am very approachable. dm me a cool animal fact or something. i’ll send you one back.
this space is not safe for neil gaiman and believes kate beckinsale. i’m not exactly quiet about it. (search on my blog if you want to know what that looks like). if you’re sensitive to this content, trust that i’ll always tag with #fuck neil gaiman and/or #fuck michael sheen as well as other more specific trigger warnings when they apply. feel free to use your filters.
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check out my ao3 if you’re inclined. here’s what’s on there:
A Soft Touch (rated E, 666)
post s1, pwp. edging + hand kink + crowley being a pathetic mess + aziraphale being very in love with him
Paired (rated G, 3.5k)
post s1, aziraphale and crowley go to restaurant in italy and confess their feelings over wine. a prompt fic written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs for the birds of a feather project.
Swear It’s Platonic (rated E, WIP)
friends with benefits au. crowley and aziraphale have been best friends for six years, and three months ago they started hooking up. the pining while fucking fic.
The Bug In My Kitchen Thinks We Should Date (rated T, 12k)
bakery au. easily flustered crowley meets flirty aziraphale—gay panic ensues. fluff with an even fluffier ending. written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs.
Resilience of the Heart (rated G, 6.2k)
post s3, south downs cottage. crowley plans an anniversary dinner, aziraphale plans a holiday surprise. featuring a (fluffy) 14th century flashback scene.
The Point (rated G, 5.8k)
post s3, established relationship. crowley and aziraphale discover the joys (and woes, mostly woes) of camping. extremely fluffy.
Radar Angel (rated E, 77k WIP)
hurt/comfort storm chasers au. autistic aziraphale/asexual crowley, enemies (or more accurately, idiots) to lovers.
To The Ocean (rated E, 28k)
hurt/comfort beach au. aziraphale is depressed on vacation, crowley helps with that. aziraphale learns how to help himself, too. porn with feelings.
You’re Supposed To Cry (rated T, 1k)
hurt/comfort human au. disabled crowley/caring aziraphale. do your doctors ever make you want to scream? read this.
Beach Day (rated G, 3.5k)
my one and only she-ra fic! canon compliant, mostly fluff with some catra typical angst. the super pal trio runs into adora during a mission. originally a one shot (and can be read as a standalone) but there is now a part 2 written by my insanely talented best friend.
Is This Seat Taken? (rated E, 9k)
coffee shop au, pwp. gentle dom aziraphale/brat crowley, strangers to enemies to lovers. if you like aziraphale being a little bitchy this one is for you.
Wherever You Are, I’ll Come To You (rated T, 50k)
fluffy (with a small dose of hurt/comfort) high school au. non-binary crowley/bamf aziraphale. protective 4 protective. very very cute, these two. my first fic!
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Been reading so many good fanfics lately that describe smells so well that I couldn't help but crack out my side hobby and make an attempt at creating some perfumes based off of those Ineffable Idiots :,) I wish there was an easier way to share them with ya'll, but since they haven't invented a way to illegally download smells yet, I'll add the profiles under the cut :3c let me know what you think!!
Crowley - Ends up being a somewhat sharp, spiced kind of smell. It's powerful and commanding, all rough edges and long limbs, but has a subtle rounding in its touch of freshenss.
1ml Granny Smith green apple
0.5ml Charcoal
0.5ml Woodsmoke
1ml Leather
1ml Clove
1ml Musk
1ml Black Fig and Honey
0.25ml Fresh Ground (this is a coffee kinda smell)
Aziraphale - Gentle and subtle with a smidge of warmth to it. Invokes the feeling of sitting in a plush and cozy armchair in a warm sunbeam, with a delightfully old book in hand.
1ml McIntosh Apple
1ml Bergamot
2ml Old Books
0.5ml Honeysuckle
1ml Fresh Mint
2 drops of Frankincense essential oil
3 drops Atlas Cedar essential oil
1ml Musk
0.25ml Patchouli
1ml Fresh Cut Hay
Ineffable - It starts as it begins, In a Garden. A nostalgic sort of scent, though you aren't sure from where or what time. Like a walk in the park when the days are still warm, but the colors of the trees are just starting to turn.
post the first lines from your current wips (or your favorite lines, whatever floats your boat! everything's made up and the points don't matter!!) and let your followers vote on which lines intrigue or excite them the most.
i love this idea i’m so excited >:) tysm @carry-the-sky, @ineffabildaddy, @depraveddame for tagging me!
1. With devoted hands on a flatter chest Crowley has been finding divinity in his body, too. Heaven for someone told he wasn’t meant for it.
2. “Crowley, I will break that thing in half.”
3. You can’t kill need without want growing bigger, hungrier, and Crowley’s only grown more ravenous as he starved for oxygen.
pick your poison
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Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours
i’ll tag @eybefioro @fellangel @fellshish @lookingatacupoftea and really genuinely anyone else that wants to. tag me if you do! (sorry for the short list i’m very very tired today)
i know i’m not supposed to eat garlic but like uggggghhhhhhhhh. i can have garlic powder but not fuckin sous vide soft as fuck oven baked garlic cloves??? not even if i blend them? this is antisemitic
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rules: post the first lines from your current wips (or your favorite lines, whatever floats your boat! everything's made up and the points don't matter!!) and let your followers vote on which lines intrigue or excite them the most.
these are all first lines! i do have more than four wips atm but prev did four so here u go hehe
In London, there’s no such thing as a new beginning.
Dear Crawley Crowley,
I am writing what has, over the past five hundred years or so, come to be known as a ‘letter’.
Aziraphale met his lookalike while he was browsing the market to which he was most partial; but that was only after he had been mistaken for this lookalike himself.
England has never truly been at peace with itself. Well, not for many centuries, anyway.
which of these sentences from my wips titillates you the most?
mixing it up for tbt this week with a new tag game: post the first lines from your current wips (or your favorite lines, whatever floats your boat! everything's made up and the points don't matter!!) and let your followers vote on which lines intrigue or excite them the most.
(apparently tumblr poll answers have an 80-character limit so uh. rip if you're a wordy bitch like me)
which of these sentences from my wips titillates you the most?
Every demon worth their char-blackened salt knew about The Hallway.
"You've hardly touched your crepes," observed Aziraphale from across the table.
Demons, as a general rule, always woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
“And if I wanted you to?” Aziraphale asked in a low voice. “Be nice, that is."
Voting ended on2h
and a wordy bitch honorable mention:
Dagon, Master of Torments (on a bad day), Lord of the Files (on a worse one), was absolutely smashing this ‘being human’ thing, if they said so themselves.
tagging: @possibility-left, @fifthstiel, @quitequaintrelle, @curiouspupsicle, @firelikestars, @ineffabildaddy, @meetmeatthecoda, @dbacklot99, @adverbian and anyone else who wants to play!
I haven’t painted anything in months and I feel like I’m quite out of practice, so have a very loose repaint of La Gimblette by Jean-Honoré Fragonard I made today to get me back into painting.
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Our IPB Participant Spotlight series continues! Today we're featuring @lookingatacupoftea and taking a closer look at her writing and creative process.
To showcase their writing style, @lookingatacupoftea chose to share Is There A Version
