probably about time for an intro post, yeah? yeah.
my name’s cody, i’m 27, and queer in more ways than two. despite my alleged grumpiness, i am very approachable. dm me a cool animal fact or something. i’ll send you one back.
this space is not safe for neil gaiman and believes kate beckinsale. i’m not exactly quiet about it. (search on my blog if you want to know what that looks like). if you’re sensitive to this content, trust that i’ll always tag with #fuck neil gaiman and/or #fuck michael sheen as well as other more specific trigger warnings when they apply. feel free to use your filters.
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check out my ao3 if you’re inclined. here’s what’s on there:
A Soft Touch (rated E, 666)
post s1, pwp. edging + hand kink + crowley being a pathetic mess + aziraphale being very in love with him
Paired (rated G, 3.5k)
post s1, aziraphale and crowley go to restaurant in italy and confess their feelings over wine. a prompt fic written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs for the birds of a feather project.
Swear It’s Platonic (rated E, WIP)
friends with benefits au. crowley and aziraphale have been best friends for six years, and three months ago they started hooking up. the pining while fucking fic.
The Bug In My Kitchen Thinks We Should Date (rated T, 12k)
bakery au. easily flustered crowley meets flirty aziraphale—gay panic ensues. fluff with an even fluffier ending. written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs.
Resilience of the Heart (rated G, 6.2k)
post s3, south downs cottage. crowley plans an anniversary dinner, aziraphale plans a holiday surprise. featuring a (fluffy) 14th century flashback scene.
The Point (rated G, 5.8k)
post s3, established relationship. crowley and aziraphale discover the joys (and woes, mostly woes) of camping. extremely fluffy.
Radar Angel (rated E, 77k WIP)
hurt/comfort storm chasers au. autistic aziraphale/asexual crowley, enemies (or more accurately, idiots) to lovers.
To The Ocean (rated E, 28k)
hurt/comfort beach au. aziraphale is depressed on vacation, crowley helps with that. aziraphale learns how to help himself, too. porn with feelings.
You’re Supposed To Cry (rated T, 1k)
hurt/comfort human au. disabled crowley/caring aziraphale. do your doctors ever make you want to scream? read this.
Beach Day (rated G, 3.5k)
my one and only she-ra fic! canon compliant, mostly fluff with some catra typical angst. the super pal trio runs into adora during a mission. originally a one shot (and can be read as a standalone) but there is now a part 2 written by my insanely talented best friend.
Is This Seat Taken? (rated E, 9k)
coffee shop au, pwp. gentle dom aziraphale/brat crowley, strangers to enemies to lovers. if you like aziraphale being a little bitchy this one is for you.
Wherever You Are, I’ll Come To You (rated T, 50k)
fluffy (with a small dose of hurt/comfort) high school au. non-binary crowley/bamf aziraphale. protective 4 protective. very very cute, these two. my first fic!
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The Arrangement is 1,000 years old by the current day. They have done each other's jobs countless times. So they both absolutely know that the differences between angels and demons and between heaven and hell are no more than cosmetic. They both have had plenty of time to realize and accept that.
It was okay for S1 to throw in some extra panic and posturing when everything was going to shit and Gabriel and Hastur kept popping up, but I always assumed they still knew, deep down, that they were more alike than different and that their respective head offices were more alike than different. (The book makes this even more apparent when they each consider defecting to the other side).
I guess the show needed to forget the Arrangement in S2 & S3 so it could barrel right past shades of grey to make Crowley the only "good," curious, enlightened being in the universe and Aziraphale a pale shadow of a character.
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this is sort of how i pictured this line when i first read it, and now i realize this is exactly how Crow would describe his experience; riddled with inconsistency and exaggeration. (Az is not buying it hahah)
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war’s description in the book is so consistently ridiculous that i have to laugh
“She licked a spatter of blood—someone else’s—from the back of her hand with a scarlet, cat-like tongue. Then she smiled. And she walked out of the bar, her heels clicking on the tiles.”
like is that. is that what straight men find sexy. there’s some other line in the same scene about how she’s wearing silken hose, and really, it must be that i’d blissfully forgotten what weird standards of attractiveness cishet men tend to have for women, but ohhh my god. war could’ve been so fucking cool. why did she have to be sexy at all?? so many other directions that could’ve gone. and why was war the one woman? i have so many questions and none of them have good answers
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list of good things because it is impossible that EVERYTHING is going to shit right now:
my expertly designed and extremely aesthetically pleasing bedroom and bathroom (space themed, multiple lighting and speaker options)
driving with the music at full volume, since i can do the driving thing a bit more lately. driving in general is very much at the top of this list
major steals at the plant store like i’m talking 50% off
cool clothes
salmon cooked with fresh herbs and garlic, beurre monte on top
and also you
most of this list consists of you. cooking for you and coming up with date plans and making you laugh. being loved by you. sort of a profound experience if i’m being honest. it’s not even that you love me like it’s breathing, you love me like it’s drinking a cup of tea (earl grey, two sugars and a dash of coconut milk), like it’s an indulgence, like this love is something to savor and cherish. nothing so commonplace as breathing, but still simple, still easy. both a comfort and a privilege. you once wrote: “i don’t love you the way a man loves a woman, i love you the way god was moved to create the world. not to be had, but to beheld.” i feel that every single day, just so you know.
you, again. it’s worth putting on there twice. things can’t be so bad if i have you.
@soft-heart-ed since you have insisted that i tag you from now on
