probably about time for an intro post, yeah? yeah.
my name’s cody, i’m 27, and queer in more ways than two. despite my alleged grumpiness, i am very approachable. dm me a cool animal fact or something. i’ll send you one back.
this space is not safe for neil gaiman and believes kate beckinsale. i’m not exactly quiet about it. if you’re sensitive to this content, trust that i’ll always tag with #fuck neil gaiman and/or #fuck michael sheen as well as other more specific trigger warnings when they apply. feel free to use your filters.
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check out my ao3 if you’re inclined. here’s what’s on there:
Blueberry Scones (rated G, 811)
s2 canon divergence. a peaceful day in the life. first kiss, getting together, and a sprinkle of crack treated seriously. inspired by this tumblr post.
A Soft Touch (rated E, 666)
post s1, pwp. edging + hand kink + crowley being a pathetic mess + aziraphale being very in love with him
Paired (rated G, 3.5k)
post s1, aziraphale and crowley go to restaurant in italy and confess their feelings over wine. a prompt fic written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs for the birds of a feather project.
Swear It’s Platonic (rated E, 21.7k WIP)
friends with benefits au. crowley and aziraphale have been best friends for six years, and three months ago they started hooking up. the pining while fucking fic.
The Bug In My Kitchen Thinks We Should Date (rated T, 12k)
bakery au. easily flustered crowley meets flirty aziraphale—gay panic ensues. fluff with an even fluffier ending. written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs.
Resilience of the Heart (rated G, 6.2k)
post s3, south downs cottage. crowley plans an anniversary dinner, aziraphale plans a holiday surprise. featuring a (fluffy) 14th century flashback scene.
The Point (rated G, 5.8k)
post s3, established relationship. crowley and aziraphale discover the joys (and woes, mostly woes) of camping. extremely fluffy.
Radar Angel (rated E, 77k WIP)
hurt/comfort storm chasers au. autistic aziraphale/asexual crowley, enemies (or more accurately, idiots) to lovers.
To The Ocean (rated E, 28k)
hurt/comfort beach au. aziraphale is depressed on vacation, crowley helps with that. aziraphale learns how to help himself, too. porn with feelings.
You’re Supposed To Cry (rated T, 1k)
hurt/comfort human au. disabled crowley/caring aziraphale. do your doctors ever make you want to scream? read this.
Beach Day (rated G, 3.5k)
my one and only she-ra fic! canon compliant, mostly fluff with some catra typical angst. the super pal trio runs into adora during a mission. originally a one shot (and can be read as a standalone) but there is now a part 2 written by my insanely talented best friend.
Is This Seat Taken? (rated E, 9k)
coffee shop au, pwp. gentle dom aziraphale/brat crowley, strangers to enemies to lovers. if you like aziraphale being a little bitchy this one is for you.
Wherever You Are, I’ll Come To You (rated T, 50k)
fluffy (with a small dose of hurt/comfort) high school au. non-binary crowley/bamf aziraphale. protective 4 protective. very very cute, these two. my first fic!
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Yes, Aziraphale's "Crowley" immediately before this is also glorious, but when he turns around and gives this look along with the "Oh, good lord", so scandalised turned on, it's just peak, perfect Aziraphale and yes, I adore it.
“the fandom is torn apart!” is it? then write something. make some art. post your headcanons. hold a needle and thread between you and your mutual’s hand and stitch the fandom back together with art, and feeling, and passion. get up!!! world to save!!!!
some people seem to be missing my point here, so let me clarify.
fandom spaces do not require everyone to be nice to each other all the time. that’d be ideal, yeah, but fandom is just a large group of people, and sometimes people are rude as fuck. block and move on. fandom etiquette is not always going to be practiced and you just have to deal with that. i know it sucks. i know it’s hard, and stressful, and hurtful, and frustrating, but this is a massive online space just like any other social media, and sometimes people are going to do and say things you don’t approve of, sometimes people are going to be mean. but that doesn’t mean the fandom is going to collapse. fandom is just a group of people who love a thing, the idea that we’re all going to get along and be nice about it all the time is just unrealistic.
my point is to CREATE.
you loved the finale? write about it, make art about it.
you didn’t love the finale? create something you do love instead.
that’s what will bring us back to center. art, and joy, and love. not love for each other, because while that would be a bonus, everyone holding hands and getting along, we are all strangers with big massive feelings and that’s not always going to be pretty! and that’s okay! stop trying to force peacekeeping. what will bring us back to center is our love for good omens. and don’t even try arguing with me on that, because yes, really, we do all love good omens. just because the specific parts you love don’t align with someone else’s doesn’t mean we aren’t all loving good omens in some way. and that love is what unites us. so create something. just try it out, it doesn’t have to be “good,” it just has to be. i promise you will find love, and joy, and passion in creation, and those are the things that enrich fandom. that’s my point.
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joining in the kinktober fun! special thanks to @depraveddame who helped me brainstorm prompts.
in case the image is too small or too blurry to read (try clicking on it for better quality and zoom capability), or you can't read images in general, here's what it says:
EFF-ABLE KINKTOBER
A GOOD OMENS EVENT BY @eff-ablefics
Here are your prompts for each day of October:
discipline/punishment
breath play
leather/latex
voyeurism/exhibitionism
medical
urophilia
consensual non-consent
fisting
free use
somnophilia
wax play
monsterfucking/trueform
pet play
knife/sword play
abduction
come play
predator/prey
chastity
dominant/submissive
breeding/pregnancy
food/feederism
dacryphilia
caregiver/little
blood play
humiliation/degradation
bondage
electroplay
force fem/force masc
orgasm control
marking/body modification
sadism/masochism
Notes:
Pick one prompt, pick five, or pick them all. It’s up to you.
If you see a slash between terms, that means they’re related but not the same. You can choose one or you can connect the two and choose both.
Create whatever you want. Fanfiction, fanart, a playlist, whatever strikes your fancy.
Anything goes, really. Just be respectful of each other and be thorough with your tags and/or content warnings when you post.
Feel free to use the tag #eff-ablekinktober (don’t forget the dash). I’ll also create an ao3 collection with the same name, you’ll be able to submit your drafts starting September 28th.
fun thing about having a sort of facade built around your heart and soul is that no one will understand you until you allow them to get close enough. but i am a picky bitch. so. everyone just makes assumptions instead.
you know what though. my wife read me on sight. our first date she said something legitimately true (and very nice) about my personality and i thought oh my god. no one has ever seen me so fucking quickly. love u @soft-heart-ed thanks for scaring the shit out of me it worked out really well
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fun thing about having a sort of facade built around your heart and soul is that no one will understand you until you allow them to get close enough. but i am a picky bitch. so. everyone just makes assumptions instead.
i need to win the lottery so carla and i can have a week long vacation in [city near me]. there’s a big thing i want to go to this weekend and i CAN’T and i’m MAD
