probably about time for an intro post, yeah? yeah.
my name’s cody, i’m 27, and queer in more ways than two. despite my alleged grumpiness, i am very approachable. dm me a cool animal fact or something. i’ll send you one back.
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check out my ao3 if you’re inclined. here’s what’s on there:
A Soft Touch (rated E, 666)
post s1, pwp. edging + hand kink + crowley being a pathetic mess + aziraphale being very in love with him
Paired (rated G, 3.5k)
post s1, aziraphale and crowley go to restaurant in italy and confess their feelings over wine. a prompt fic written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs for the birds of a feather project.
Swear It’s Platonic (rated E, WIP)
friends with benefits au. crowley and aziraphale have been best friends for six years, and three months ago they started hooking up. the pining while fucking fic.
The Bug In My Kitchen Thinks We Should Date (rated T, 12k)
bakery au. easily flustered crowley meets flirty aziraphale—gay panic ensues. fluff with an even fluffier ending. written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs.
Resilience of the Heart (rated G, 6.2k)
post s3, south downs cottage. crowley plans an anniversary dinner, aziraphale plans a holiday surprise. featuring a (fluffy) 14th century flashback scene.
The Point (rated G, 5.8k)
post s3, established relationship. crowley and aziraphale discover the joys (and woes, mostly woes) of camping. extremely fluffy.
Radar Angel (rated E, 77k WIP)
hurt/comfort storm chasers au. autistic aziraphale/asexual crowley, enemies (or more accurately, idiots) to lovers.
To The Ocean (rated E, 28k)
hurt/comfort beach au. aziraphale is depressed on vacation, crowley helps with that. aziraphale learns how to help himself, too. porn with feelings.
You’re Supposed To Cry (rated T, 1k)
hurt/comfort human au. disabled crowley/caring aziraphale. do your doctors ever make you want to scream? read this.
Beach Day (rated G, 3.5k)
my one and only she-ra fic! canon compliant, mostly fluff with some catra typical angst. the super pal trio runs into adora during a mission. originally a one shot (and can be read as a standalone) but there is now a part 2 written by my insanely talented best friend.
Is This Seat Taken? (rated E, 9k)
coffee shop au, pwp. gentle dom aziraphale/brat crowley, strangers to enemies to lovers. if you like aziraphale being a little bitchy this one is for you.
Wherever You Are, I’ll Come To You (rated T, 50k)
fluffy (with a small dose of hurt/comfort) high school au. non-binary crowley/bamf aziraphale. protective 4 protective. very very cute, these two. my first fic!
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controversial opinion i guess but you should literally never tell someone to kill themselves, even if they’ve done horrible things. same goes for rooting for their imprisonment. none of these things help anyone. the people they harmed will not heal from death or incarceration, they will heal from repairing harm via accountability and active change. restorative justice always.
I haven’t watched the Good Omens finale despite being really really into it several years ago but last night I dreamed I watched it specifically because your posting about it was so incomprehensible to me I was intrigued. In the dream Crowley and Aziraphale’s South Downs cottage was being rezoned by the town as a tourist attraction and they were going to be evicted. There was some kind of in-universe ad campaign that framed them as like, sad kittens in a wet cardboard box on the side of the road while “In The Arms Of An Angel” played. You were really mad about this and I didn’t have the heart to tell you I thought it was extremely funny. They looked like that stick figure comic of a cat with tomatos getting thrown at it, with the big eyes. Anyway the way you were posting about it was like, I can’t believe some of the fandom thought this was a good ending, why do you condone ANIMAL ABUSE?
HELP I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ABOUT THIS FOR TWO DAYS
I can't draw for shit but someone needs to draw this!!!
This thought has been marinating for a bit after watching GO3. I know we don’t know when the plot of GO3 was finalized nor to what extent Neil Gaiman was involved in condensing the six episodes into 90 minutes. But I will point out that 1) NG’s garbage statement from a few months ago was (maybe intentionally) vague about what TV show(s) he finished up after the survivors came forward, 2) a post by one of the other two writers made it seem like NG was involved in paring down the script, and 3) said other two writers have interacted favorably with posts and comments attacking the survivors or complaining about NG getting “cancelled” (source for 2 and 3).
As such, what is so alarming to me is the way parts of GO3 absolutely feel like they could be a response by NG to how his career (rightfully) fell apart, or a response of the other two writers. Like what do you mean Crowley, the character everyone called NG’s self-insert, is told he is an artist (not a word used for him before) who did nothing wrong? That God is a woman who, in a marked departure from the ineffable depiction in S1, is viciously cruel and genuinely wanted the end of the world? That free will isn’t real because…you get judged for how you use it? That the solution is to wipe the slate clean, old fans who didn’t stand by the author humans be damned? That a fantasy comedy took a sudden turn into bitter-not-so-sweet tragedy and the text of the script openly mocks people who expected otherwise? Hello??? I feel crazy.
And we’ll probably never know the full truth, especially in light of the way some people are going full ostrich mode and sticking their heads in the sand about who actually controlled the script of GO3. (Hint: NOT Terry Pratchett or the Pratchett Estate). But also it doesn’t actually matter who wrote the final version nor their intent. The impact is what matters. There were several moments that, when viewed with a critical and informed lens, land exceptionally bad given the context surrounding the finale. Did no one involved with this production stop and think hey maybe we should hire a sensitivity reader to review this script written by a serial abuser and his two buddies??? C’mon man.
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people will tell you that if you don’t like pork chops it’s because you haven’t had them cooked correctly. it’s very important you listen to those people
I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person
BUT
a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."
found out yesterday in therapy that the more i start to believe i do good things the more i’m going to spiral out about how i must actually be evil somehow. because narcissistic abuse is a goddamn saw trap
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here’s my hot good omens take of the day: i don’t think crowley knows shit about plants.
i think his little indoor collection has survived solely because of magic and fear and a mist of water whenever crowley needs to let off some steam. or, mist i guess. though that seems far too gentle. whenever he’s feeling tetchy.
my point is, the plants are a symbol. crowley uses his plants as an outlet for him to feel powerful in a system that too often makes him feel completely powerless. (interpret this how you will. personally i think there’s some seriously close ties to his fall, but that’s breaching headcanon territory.) what’s canon is that he only got plants in the first place because he realized he could influence them by intimidating them. how compelling for a demon. but honestly i think if you took his miracles away those plants would absolutely die in two weeks.
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