probably about time for an intro post, yeah? yeah.
my name’s cody, i’m 27, and queer in more ways than two. despite my alleged grumpiness, i am very approachable. dm me a cool animal fact or something. i’ll send you one back.
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check out my ao3 if you’re inclined. here’s what’s on there:
A Soft Touch (rated E, 666)
post s1, pwp. edging + hand kink + crowley being a pathetic mess + aziraphale being very in love with him
Paired (rated G, 3.5k)
post s1, aziraphale and crowley go to restaurant in italy and confess their feelings over wine. a prompt fic written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs for the birds of a feather project.
Swear It’s Platonic (rated E, WIP)
friends with benefits au. crowley and aziraphale have been best friends for six years, and three months ago they started hooking up. the pining while fucking fic.
The Bug In My Kitchen Thinks We Should Date (rated T, 12k)
bakery au. easily flustered crowley meets flirty aziraphale—gay panic ensues. fluff with an even fluffier ending. written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs.
Resilience of the Heart (rated G, 6.2k)
post s3, south downs cottage. crowley plans an anniversary dinner, aziraphale plans a holiday surprise. featuring a (fluffy) 14th century flashback scene.
The Point (rated G, 5.8k)
post s3, established relationship. crowley and aziraphale discover the joys (and woes, mostly woes) of camping. extremely fluffy.
Radar Angel (rated E, 77k WIP)
hurt/comfort storm chasers au. autistic aziraphale/asexual crowley, enemies (or more accurately, idiots) to lovers.
To The Ocean (rated E, 28k)
hurt/comfort beach au. aziraphale is depressed on vacation, crowley helps with that. aziraphale learns how to help himself, too. porn with feelings.
You’re Supposed To Cry (rated T, 1k)
hurt/comfort human au. disabled crowley/caring aziraphale. do your doctors ever make you want to scream? read this.
Beach Day (rated G, 3.5k)
my one and only she-ra fic! canon compliant, mostly fluff with some catra typical angst. the super pal trio runs into adora during a mission. originally a one shot (and can be read as a standalone) but there is now a part 2 written by my insanely talented best friend.
Is This Seat Taken? (rated E, 9k)
coffee shop au, pwp. gentle dom aziraphale/brat crowley, strangers to enemies to lovers. if you like aziraphale being a little bitchy this one is for you.
Wherever You Are, I’ll Come To You (rated T, 50k)
fluffy (with a small dose of hurt/comfort) high school au. non-binary crowley/bamf aziraphale. protective 4 protective. very very cute, these two. my first fic!
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i find it very funny that you can probably guess if a person has read the good omens book or not based on how well aziraphale treats his bookshop customers
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new leaves on my plants, the sun on my skin, thunderstorms, long showers, my wife, the smell of something baking in the oven, aziraphale and crowley, that new shirt i haven’t worn yet. there are good things. i refuse to lose my shit. there are good things. there are good things. the pain and the grief will lessen and it will be okay.
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Nah bc I’ve never hated the ending of a show/movie so viscerally that I had to disregard it entirely as canon. Like I can take a lot of shit from writers and I’ve been doing that for as long as I’ve been consuming media but go3 really pushed my buttons so far to the point where I finally went “well you’re definitely feeding me bullshit and I don’t want it.” And honestly it’s SO freeing to not try to convince myself into liking something that I just disagree so heavily with. Yeah, a part of me wishes I liked it but I think I’d be so much worse off because it’s just… so impossibly bad. I just sat there watching the end credits roll and I couldn’t believe what I was seeing on my screen because they gave me 90 minutes of actual NOTHING. For 90 minutes I let them into my house to do some final renovations and they literally fucked around with the precious time I gave them by watching paint dry and making holes in my walls and to top it all off they said “oops we messed up your house, we can’t reverse it” and burnt my house to the ground. I can’t take that seriously for even a second and I’m not going to lmfao
Hello! I’m looking for a story where Crowley told hell that he is tempting Az and as a proof they asked him to something like video tapes (or smth like that) of their intimate moments? And Crowley was secretly in love with him and always tried to keep his face normal during the act but was suffering a little. There was one scene where they did it on Crowley throne I believe
I think I’ve looked through ao3 but haven’t found it :(
Thank you for your help!
hi there! this sounds like
Closed Set by racketghost (E)
Crowley has been harboring a dirty secret and Hell-- six-months post Armageddon-- would like to see the receipts.
Or, take Zack and Miri Make a Porno and give it to a writer who takes everything too seriously.
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