probably about time for an intro post, yeah? yeah.
my name’s cody, i’m 27, and queer in more ways than two. despite my alleged grumpiness, i am very approachable. dm me a cool animal fact or something. i’ll send you one back.
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check out my ao3 if you’re inclined. here’s what’s on there:
A Soft Touch (rated E, 666)
post s1, pwp. edging + hand kink + crowley being a pathetic mess + aziraphale being very in love with him
Paired (rated G, 3.5k)
post s1, aziraphale and crowley go to restaurant in italy and confess their feelings over wine. a prompt fic written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs for the birds of a feather project.
Swear It’s Platonic (rated E, WIP)
friends with benefits au. crowley and aziraphale have been best friends for six years, and three months ago they started hooking up. the pining while fucking fic.
The Bug In My Kitchen Thinks We Should Date (rated T, 12k)
bakery au. easily flustered crowley meets flirty aziraphale—gay panic ensues. fluff with an even fluffier ending. written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs.
Resilience of the Heart (rated G, 6.2k)
post s3, south downs cottage. crowley plans an anniversary dinner, aziraphale plans a holiday surprise. featuring a (fluffy) 14th century flashback scene.
The Point (rated G, 5.8k)
post s3, established relationship. crowley and aziraphale discover the joys (and woes, mostly woes) of camping. extremely fluffy.
Radar Angel (rated E, 77k WIP)
hurt/comfort storm chasers au. autistic aziraphale/asexual crowley, enemies (or more accurately, idiots) to lovers.
To The Ocean (rated E, 28k)
hurt/comfort beach au. aziraphale is depressed on vacation, crowley helps with that. aziraphale learns how to help himself, too. porn with feelings.
You’re Supposed To Cry (rated T, 1k)
hurt/comfort human au. disabled crowley/caring aziraphale. do your doctors ever make you want to scream? read this.
Beach Day (rated G, 3.5k)
my one and only she-ra fic! canon compliant, mostly fluff with some catra typical angst. the super pal trio runs into adora during a mission. originally a one shot (and can be read as a standalone) but there is now a part 2 written by my insanely talented best friend.
Is This Seat Taken? (rated E, 9k)
coffee shop au, pwp. gentle dom aziraphale/brat crowley, strangers to enemies to lovers. if you like aziraphale being a little bitchy this one is for you.
Wherever You Are, I’ll Come To You (rated T, 50k)
fluffy (with a small dose of hurt/comfort) high school au. non-binary crowley/bamf aziraphale. protective 4 protective. very very cute, these two. my first fic!
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I know that we love scared for speed Aziraphale and that the case would be the same if Crowley rode a motorcycle, but I rise you: Who canonically drove a motorcycle at ridiculous high speeds?
I know that I drew the opposite long ago but I have changed my mind and since I wanted to draw this.
I'm so very tired of the fact that GO3 has solidified the idea that Aziraphale was a fool to try and make a difference. Why the hell was Crowley and his cynical pessimism the moral winner of this story? What happened to hope? Goodness? The will to keep trying even when odds are stacked against you?
All this finale has done is make the idea of fighting for what you believe in not just a bad one, but a stupid one. Apparently Aziraphale was wrong to try. I cannot stand that. He made a difference. He halted the Second Coming. It was Michael and their free will that destroyed the Universe.
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Rules: post the first sentence of your most recent 10 fan fics and tag up to 10 people.
Thank you @firelikestars! I've got six:
1. Today was almost routine. - The Album of My Memory
2. Bad guys. - She Speaks Poniards
3. "Whaddya reckon?” - Spilling the Tea
4. If this were a film, it would start with a closeup on a pristine pair of dove grey dress shoes. - Is There a Version?
5. Afterward, they retreat to the bookshop to regroup. - Only you (just the touch of your hand behind a closed door)
6. Anthony J. Crowley has secrets. - 1989: Waiting for a Star to Fall
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The Arrangement is 1,000 years old by the current day. They have done each other's jobs countless times. So they both absolutely know that the differences between angels and demons and between heaven and hell are no more than cosmetic. They both have had plenty of time to realize and accept that.
It was okay for S1 to throw in some extra panic and posturing when everything was going to shit and Gabriel and Hastur kept popping up, but I always assumed they still knew, deep down, that they were more alike than different and that their respective head offices were more alike than different. (The book makes this even more apparent when they each consider defecting to the other side).
I guess the show needed to forget the Arrangement in S2 & S3 so it could barrel right past shades of grey to make Crowley the only "good," curious, enlightened being in the universe and Aziraphale a pale shadow of a character.