our own side

my name’s cody, i’m 27, and queer in more ways than two. despite my alleged grumpiness, i am very approachable. dm me a cool animal fact or something. i’ll send you one back.

this space is not safe for neil gaiman and believes kate beckinsale. i’m not exactly quiet about it. (search on my blog if you want to know what that looks like). if you’re sensitive to this content, trust that i’ll always tag with #fuck neil gaiman and/or #fuck michael sheen as well as other more specific trigger warnings when they apply. feel free to use your filters.

feeling generous? help me afford groceries on ko-fi! i’m offering a few different things on there, but any tip is majorly appreciated.

check out my ao3 if you’re inclined. here’s what’s on there:

thank you @carry-the-sky for tagging me! btw when i clicked on the link for your current obsession i surprised myself with a laugh because the only thing that would load on the website was “Our Hunks” in massive fucking letters. happy for you and your hunks.

last song: vortex by lizzy mcalpine. her latest album is so good lizzy forever <3

currently watching: in a literal sense, the golden girls, but i’m watching a lot of things right now. the ultimatum: queer love (terrible awful show that i’m passively enjoying), finishing up schitt’s creek for the third or fourth time, rewatching craig of the creek with my fiance for the… idk we’ve seen it a lot. mmm. also doing a hacks rewatch w the aforementioned fiance because they’ve only seen the later seasons. and good omens.

current obsession: well. i think we all know, given this blog. but in all honesty my dopamine levels are insanely low lately, i’m having trouble being obsessed with anything. or liking anything. or. anyways. don’t tell aziraphale and crowley, i still love them. they’ll have me by the neck again soon i know it.

currently reading: good omens and project hail mary! i am an extremely slow reader so i’ve been working through them for a while now but i’ll get there.

currently working on: i meaaaan. i just mixed some butter and cream cheese together for rugelach.

last google search: lolllllll. so. the first thing you need to know is that i’m a nosy ass bitch. the second thing is that my mom is a nurse, which is fairly normal, but actually deeply alarming if you know who she is as a person. surprising no one, she almost got fired. i only heard about this through my sister, and no one except my mom knows what actually happened other than the fact that they pulled her in for a meeting, wrote her up for some sort of disciplinary infraction, and then gave her two options: resign or be fired. now getting fired as a nurse is like, really bad, you’ll have a very difficult time getting rehired, so she obviously chose to quit. and that was that. apparently she just skipped on over to a hospital in the next city and it was never spoken of again. HOWEVER. i found out that these types of disciplinary infractions are recorded by the state government?? and it’s public information??? i’m guessing it’s mostly so patients can look up their doctors, but it’s also for me. to get the gossip on my mother. so my last search was for accessing those documents: “[cody’s mom] bsn rn [state of employment] disciplinary action”

if you’re curious as to what she did, i’ll admit that i couldn’t get the database to load because my phone is shit and i didn’t care enough to try on my laptop. the truth is out there, though. somewhere on a poorly coded government website.

anyways.