probably about time for an intro post, yeah? yeah.
my name’s cody, i’m 27, and queer in more ways than two. despite my alleged grumpiness, i am very approachable. dm me a cool animal fact or something. i’ll send you one back.
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check out my ao3 if you’re inclined. here’s what’s on there:
A Soft Touch (rated E, 666)
post s1, pwp. edging + hand kink + crowley being a pathetic mess + aziraphale being very in love with him
Paired (rated G, 3.5k)
post s1, aziraphale and crowley go to restaurant in italy and confess their feelings over wine. a prompt fic written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs for the birds of a feather project.
Swear It’s Platonic (rated E, WIP)
friends with benefits au. crowley and aziraphale have been best friends for six years, and three months ago they started hooking up. the pining while fucking fic.
The Bug In My Kitchen Thinks We Should Date (rated T, 12k)
bakery au. easily flustered crowley meets flirty aziraphale—gay panic ensues. fluff with an even fluffier ending. written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs.
Resilience of the Heart (rated G, 6.2k)
post s3, south downs cottage. crowley plans an anniversary dinner, aziraphale plans a holiday surprise. featuring a (fluffy) 14th century flashback scene.
The Point (rated G, 5.8k)
post s3, established relationship. crowley and aziraphale discover the joys (and woes, mostly woes) of camping. extremely fluffy.
Radar Angel (rated E, 77k WIP)
hurt/comfort storm chasers au. autistic aziraphale/asexual crowley, enemies (or more accurately, idiots) to lovers.
To The Ocean (rated E, 28k)
hurt/comfort beach au. aziraphale is depressed on vacation, crowley helps with that. aziraphale learns how to help himself, too. porn with feelings.
You’re Supposed To Cry (rated T, 1k)
hurt/comfort human au. disabled crowley/caring aziraphale. do your doctors ever make you want to scream? read this.
Beach Day (rated G, 3.5k)
my one and only she-ra fic! canon compliant, mostly fluff with some catra typical angst. the super pal trio runs into adora during a mission. originally a one shot (and can be read as a standalone) but there is now a part 2 written by my insanely talented best friend.
Is This Seat Taken? (rated E, 9k)
coffee shop au, pwp. gentle dom aziraphale/brat crowley, strangers to enemies to lovers. if you like aziraphale being a little bitchy this one is for you.
Wherever You Are, I’ll Come To You (rated T, 50k)
fluffy (with a small dose of hurt/comfort) high school au. non-binary crowley/bamf aziraphale. protective 4 protective. very very cute, these two. my first fic!
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I was tagged by so many people on this one XD @dbacklot99 @victims-of-love @mageofthepeople @brenna @firelikestars and @angie-words i thought people had forgetten i write since lately i havent been posting (besides 666s) but apparently not lol thank you all so much <3 this warmed my heart
Rules: Post the first sentence of your most recent 10 Good Omens fan fics and tag up to 10 people.
1. Braving Uncertainty (G, 666) - "Knowing everything so surely was bound to make one's life boring."
2. Knight of Cups (G, 666) - "The beach on the South Downs had two unusual guests this night."
3. A moment (M, 666) - "Before the beginning of their lives — plural — they fucked."
4. Nanny deserves a break (E, 4k words) - "The days in the Dowling estate stretched long and wide."
5. Double Trouble (G, 666) - "One would imagine it would be hidden, kept secret, protected — but the lack of security hadn't been invented."
6. Not Mallards, Nor Maltodextrin (G, 666) - "“Mallards!”"
7. Down memory lane... (G, 679) - "The pit-a-pat of rain was a gentle music across the land, the rhythm being tapped across the roofs and windows."
8. Desert Dessert (G, 666) - "The desert knows."
9. Where is my husband? (G, 1,2k words) - "The tiredness Aziraphale felt had turned into anger, and then, anger had turned in resolution."
10. Chalk (G, 666) - "There's a line I shouldn't cross, but it's one I inevitably stepped over."
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If you are wondering why there are so many 666s fics, it's because mage has a guess the author every month! it's very fun, and it keeps me writing and posting with a certain frequency, even as i work on other stuff XD this year i have 2 very nice fics i'm working on for FTH and that's why i haven't done much for other projects (plus it has been a very... convoluted year, let's say it like that). If for some reason you want to keep up with the things i write i'd suggest subscribing to my AO3, because i don't very often share my fics. I'm not good at self advertising lol
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One of my favourite GO moments is when Nina calls Crowley weird bc she really breaks the glittery 4th wall of the story and makes you realise how deeply strange they must look.
To everyone on the street there is just this extremely gay, pushy bookseller bookhoarder who probably sells something illicit or runs a backroom operation in his shop to stay in business in the middle of Soho. Then there’s his off putting emo rottweiler husband/body guard/possibly a sugar baby because his only job seems to be mogging during their thinly veiled public dom/sub play while he drives at a gazillion miles an hour in Draculas favourite hot wheel.
I know that we love scared for speed Aziraphale and that the case would be the same if Crowley rode a motorcycle, but I rise you: Who canonically drove a motorcycle at ridiculous high speeds?
I know that I drew the opposite long ago but I have changed my mind and since I wanted to draw this.
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I'm so very tired of the fact that GO3 has solidified the idea that Aziraphale was a fool to try and make a difference. Why the hell was Crowley and his cynical pessimism the moral winner of this story? What happened to hope? Goodness? The will to keep trying even when odds are stacked against you?
All this finale has done is make the idea of fighting for what you believe in not just a bad one, but a stupid one. Apparently Aziraphale was wrong to try. I cannot stand that. He made a difference. He halted the Second Coming. It was Michael and their free will that destroyed the Universe.
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