probably about time for an intro post, yeah? yeah.
my nameās cody, iām 27, and queer in more ways than two. despite my alleged grumpiness, i am very approachable. dm me a cool animal fact or something. iāll send you one back.
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check out my ao3 if youāre inclined. hereās whatās on there:
A Soft Touch (rated E, 666)
post s1, pwp. edging + hand kink + crowley being a pathetic mess + aziraphale being very in love with him
Paired (rated G, 3.5k)
post s1, aziraphale and crowley go to restaurant in italy and confess their feelings over wine. a prompt fic written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs for the birds of a feather project.
Swear Itās Platonic (rated E, WIP)
friends with benefits au. crowley and aziraphale have been best friends for six years, and three months ago they started hooking up. the pining while fucking fic.
The Bug In My Kitchen Thinks We Should Date (rated T, 12k)
bakery au. easily flustered crowley meets flirty aziraphaleāgay panic ensues. fluff with an even fluffier ending. written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs.
Resilience of the Heart (rated G, 6.2k)
post s3, south downs cottage. crowley plans an anniversary dinner, aziraphale plans a holiday surprise. featuring a (fluffy) 14th century flashback scene.
The Point (rated G, 5.8k)
post s3, established relationship. crowley and aziraphale discover the joys (and woes, mostly woes) of camping. extremely fluffy.
Radar Angel (rated E, 77k WIP)
hurt/comfort storm chasers au. autistic aziraphale/asexual crowley, enemies (or more accurately, idiots) to lovers.
To The Ocean (rated E, 28k)
hurt/comfort beach au. aziraphale is depressed on vacation, crowley helps with that. aziraphale learns how to help himself, too. porn with feelings.
Youāre Supposed To Cry (rated T, 1k)
hurt/comfort human au. disabled crowley/caring aziraphale. do your doctors ever make you want to scream? read this.
Beach Day (rated G, 3.5k)
my one and only she-ra fic! canon compliant, mostly fluff with some catra typical angst. the super pal trio runs into adora during a mission. originally a one shot (and can be read as a standalone) but there is now a part 2 written by my insanely talented best friend.
Is This Seat Taken? (rated E, 9k)
coffee shop au, pwp. gentle dom aziraphale/brat crowley, strangers to enemies to lovers. if you like aziraphale being a little bitchy this one is for you.
Wherever You Are, Iāll Come To You (rated T, 50k)
fluffy (with a small dose of hurt/comfort) high school au. non-binary crowley/bamf aziraphale. protective 4 protective. very very cute, these two. my first fic!
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No matter who's pulling the strings they'll always find a way back to eachother. A tether woven though centuries, tangling tighter as decades pass, winding around them and pulling them together, undetected and silent.
A bond that will never falter. Their fate written in the stars, carved though space and time, inevitable and ineffable.
An angel and a demon defying the universe for love.
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Incredible art by @thenightshade738 for my upcoming fic:
Pasts of Futures Present
āCaptainās log: stardate four-four-nought-one-nought-point-six. Thirty-eight. Thirty-eight. Thatās the number of crew I have left alive. Out of a shipās compliment of four-hundred-ninety.
Less than, less thanā¦bugger the maths, āsānot worth it.
I reckon itās jolly good that any of us is still alive at all.ā
Theyāve faced the end of the world ā twice. Theyāve been cast away from Heaven and Hell for the rest of eternity. Will The Borg destroy the life Crowley and Aziraphale have carved out for themselves in the future that became their home?
Out of all the black Azi design I have seen, I think this one has become my favorite. Also, awesome, Crowley being shorter than Aziraphale is my jam! I love this so much!
More Ineffable Husbands because they're SOFT. And more Crowley appreciation time. But there's a little bit about these two situations I wanna talk about.
The three drawings on the upper part are from 1824, when Beethoven's 9th Symphony was premiered. I have this headcanon that it was what trully made Crowley go native and actually be happy about his tempting Eve, and maybe let him come to terms with his Fall. If Beethoven, the grumpy bastard, could make something this beautiful against all odds, maybe he could be redeemed too. And he felt proud of Humankind for becoming so clever and rebellious.
The three on the lower part are from around 1160, the first time they actually worked together (also my headcanon): they met Eleanor of Aquitaine and saw her for what she was, an incredibly intelligent woman, and tried to 'tempt' her into pursuing a better life. In time, the ideas these two dorks imbued in her head would lead to the creation of the Courtly Love.
Also, this was a very hard time for Crowley, and when Aziraphale met him he became trully concerned. He came up with the plan that they should work together to try and cheer him up. I'll probably make more drawings about this, because Eleanor was SO FRIGGING BADASS and I want to draw her.
Also I'm obsessed with David Tennant's Richard II. Someone could probably recognize a certain scene from one of these doodles...
Also (2), the earliest "sunglasses" to date are the Chinese quartz glasses, dating from the 12th century, but they weren't created to block the sun as far as I know... But don't tell me Crowley wouldn't appreciate the idea anyway.
Never not reblog, never not link my first GO fic which is ENTIRELY NEDDEA'S FAULT because that picture/headcanon of Crowley at the Ninth absolutely demolished me and then put me back together differently afterwards in the best way. @neddea , thank you again for that. Don't know that I would've started writing in this fandom without it.
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SOOOOOOOO this evening I took my 13yo to hear Beethoven's 9th performed live, as to my delight they are as big a fan of the Ode to Joy as I am. We sat there sort of headbanging/conducting along as unobtrusively as possible. It was great. (an aside in honor of a double bassist who while he played was headbanging FAR FAR more than us, or indeed than I've ever seen my brother who plays drums in a Norwegian speed metal band do. Anyone who says classical music is boring is at the wrong concerts).
I may have mentioned having written a fic about it though and 13yo may now be determined to read it. Whoops. Ah well, both kids already know I am a huge fandom geek and furthermore are following in my footsteps. During the interval 13yo said "We have 15 minutes? Good, you open up tumblr and look for Project Hail Mary fanart for us to look at." Which...happens a lot. Heh. Anything PHM or Phoenix Wright related that I share lately is as much for them as me. I love them.
Anyway. My first Good Omens fic, written errrrrr Quite Some Time ago after s1. Fluff and footnotes and Crowley having feelings about Beethoven. I'm still very happy with it so have a reblog in honor of the occasion. And in case anyone hadn't seen @neddea's art, which I still love. (and yes Neddea I showed 13yo your PHM fanart as well and they ask for more please)
today i will VALIANTLY answer ao3 comments (speaking it into existence), bake muffins, and do PT. and maybe! maybe my health bar will still be full enough to write by the end
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controversial opinion i guess but you should literally never tell someone to kill themselves, even if theyāve done horrible things. same goes for rooting for their imprisonment. none of these things help anyone. the people they harmed will not heal from death or incarceration, they will heal from repairing harm via accountability and active change. restorative justice always.
I havenāt watched the Good Omens finale despite being really really into it several years ago but last night I dreamed I watched it specifically because your posting about it was so incomprehensible to me I was intrigued. In the dream Crowley and Aziraphaleās South Downs cottage was being rezoned by the town as a tourist attraction and they were going to be evicted. There was some kind of in-universe ad campaign that framed them as like, sad kittens in a wet cardboard box on the side of the road while āIn The Arms Of An Angelā played. You were really mad about this and I didnāt have the heart to tell you I thought it was extremely funny. They looked like that stick figure comic of a cat with tomatos getting thrown at it, with the big eyes. Anyway the way you were posting about it was like, I canāt believe some of the fandom thought this was a good ending, why do you condone ANIMAL ABUSE?
HELP I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ABOUT THIS FOR TWO DAYS
I can't draw for shit but someone needs to draw this!!!
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This thought has been marinating for a bit after watching GO3. I know we donāt know when the plot of GO3 was finalized nor to what extent Neil Gaiman was involved in condensing the six episodes into 90 minutes. But I will point out that 1) NGās garbage statement from a few months ago was (maybe intentionally) vague about what TV show(s) he finished up after the survivors came forward, 2) a post by one of the other two writers made it seem like NG was involved in paring down the script, and 3) said other two writers have interacted favorably with posts and comments attacking the survivors or complaining about NG getting ācancelledā (source for 2 and 3).
As such, what is so alarming to me is the way parts of GO3 absolutely feel like they could be a response by NG to how his career (rightfully) fell apart, or a response of the other two writers. Like what do you mean Crowley, the character everyone called NGās self-insert, is told he is an artist (not a word used for him before) who did nothing wrong? That God is a woman who, in a marked departure from the ineffable depiction in S1, is viciously cruel and genuinely wanted the end of the world? That free will isnāt real becauseā¦you get judged for how you use it? That the solution is to wipe the slate clean, old fans who didnāt stand by the author humans be damned? That a fantasy comedy took a sudden turn into bitter-not-so-sweet tragedy and the text of the script openly mocks people who expected otherwise? Hello??? I feel crazy.
And weāll probably never know the full truth, especially in light of the way some people are going full ostrich mode and sticking their heads in the sand about who actually controlled the script of GO3. (Hint: NOT Terry Pratchett or the Pratchett Estate). But also it doesnāt actually matter who wrote the final version nor their intent. The impact is what matters. There were several moments that, when viewed with a critical and informed lens, land exceptionally bad given the context surrounding the finale. Did no one involved with this production stop and think hey maybe we should hire a sensitivity reader to review this script written by a serial abuser and his two buddies??? Cāmon man.
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