probably about time for an intro post, yeah? yeah.
my name’s cody, i’m 27, and queer in more ways than two. despite my alleged grumpiness, i am very approachable. dm me a cool animal fact or something. i’ll send you one back.
this space is not safe for neil gaiman and believes kate beckinsale. i’m not exactly quiet about it. (search on my blog if you want to know what that looks like). if you’re sensitive to this content, trust that i’ll always tag with #fuck neil gaiman and/or #fuck michael sheen as well as other more specific trigger warnings when they apply. feel free to use your filters.
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check out my ao3 if you’re inclined. here’s what’s on there:
A Soft Touch (rated E, 666)
post s1, pwp. edging + hand kink + crowley being a pathetic mess + aziraphale being very in love with him
Paired (rated G, 3.5k)
post s1, aziraphale and crowley go to restaurant in italy and confess their feelings over wine. a prompt fic written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs for the birds of a feather project.
Swear It’s Platonic (rated E, WIP)
friends with benefits au. crowley and aziraphale have been best friends for six years, and three months ago they started hooking up. the pining while fucking fic.
The Bug In My Kitchen Thinks We Should Date (rated T, 12k)
bakery au. easily flustered crowley meets flirty aziraphale—gay panic ensues. fluff with an even fluffier ending. written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs.
Resilience of the Heart (rated G, 6.2k)
post s3, south downs cottage. crowley plans an anniversary dinner, aziraphale plans a holiday surprise. featuring a (fluffy) 14th century flashback scene.
The Point (rated G, 5.8k)
post s3, established relationship. crowley and aziraphale discover the joys (and woes, mostly woes) of camping. extremely fluffy.
Radar Angel (rated E, 77k WIP)
hurt/comfort storm chasers au. autistic aziraphale/asexual crowley, enemies (or more accurately, idiots) to lovers.
To The Ocean (rated E, 28k)
hurt/comfort beach au. aziraphale is depressed on vacation, crowley helps with that. aziraphale learns how to help himself, too. porn with feelings.
You’re Supposed To Cry (rated T, 1k)
hurt/comfort human au. disabled crowley/caring aziraphale. do your doctors ever make you want to scream? read this.
Beach Day (rated G, 3.5k)
my one and only she-ra fic! canon compliant, mostly fluff with some catra typical angst. the super pal trio runs into adora during a mission. originally a one shot (and can be read as a standalone) but there is now a part 2 written by my insanely talented best friend.
Is This Seat Taken? (rated E, 9k)
coffee shop au, pwp. gentle dom aziraphale/brat crowley, strangers to enemies to lovers. if you like aziraphale being a little bitchy this one is for you.
Wherever You Are, I’ll Come To You (rated T, 50k)
fluffy (with a small dose of hurt/comfort) high school au. non-binary crowley/bamf aziraphale. protective 4 protective. very very cute, these two. my first fic!
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Sometimes, when a human has lost their way in the world and struggling to find a way to keep going, they dream of a garden. They dream of a new Eden, where an angel and a demon take them in and provide them with snacks and snuggles and advice. When they wake up, they feel better than they have in a long time, like they can finally get up and face the world again
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decided to start treating myself like something really bad happened to me because something really bad happened to me. cozied up on the couch in my wife’s sweater about to eat some chicken soup. nobody talk to me until the shock blanket comes off
The Second Coming is imminent. Aziraphale and Crowley, naturally, spend four days and three nights at a motel in Palm Springs dealing with their own issues.
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one fact that never fails to make me laugh about Aziraphale is he’s so. Nitpicky, and contrary. not even on the big stuff, just in general. “you think supernatural creatures are occult?? No. you Fool. you fucking degenerate wad of shit. angels are ethereal, christ.”
“gorillas make nests. also how does that bird get to the end of the universe?? that’s an old bird. what’s he doing? there’s lots of bullshit for him to get through so your metaphor sucks, he can go in a space ship. also he limps to the mountain.”
“tartan straps? yeah tartan is stylish dumbass. i’m not behind on the times. you’re behind on the times.”
“oh, god’s divine plan is set?? fuck off? it’s written somewhere else and also underlined and in bigger letters???? get off my planet???”
list of good things because it is impossible that EVERYTHING is going to shit right now:
my expertly designed and extremely aesthetically pleasing bedroom and bathroom (space themed, multiple lighting and speaker options)
driving with the music at full volume, since i can do the driving thing a bit more lately. driving in general is very much at the top of this list
major steals at the plant store like i’m talking 50% off
cool clothes
salmon cooked with fresh herbs and garlic, beurre monte on top
and also you
most of this list consists of you. cooking for you and coming up with date plans and making you laugh. being loved by you. sort of a profound experience if i’m being honest. it’s not even that you love me like it’s breathing, you love me like it’s drinking a cup of tea (earl grey, two sugars and a dash of coconut milk), like it’s an indulgence, like this love is something to savor and cherish. nothing so commonplace as breathing, but still simple, still easy. both a comfort and a privilege. you once wrote: “i don’t love you the way a man loves a woman, i love you the way god was moved to create the world. not to be had, but to beheld.” i feel that every single day, just so you know.
you, again. it’s worth putting on there twice. things can’t be so bad if i have you.
@soft-heart-ed since you have insisted that i tag you from now on
if the only thing of merit i do in this life is love you for the rest of yours like i do so truly and completely and tremendously then i will feel very lucky indeed 💘
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I was tagged by so many people on this one XD @dbacklot99 @victims-of-love @mageofthepeople @brenna @firelikestars and @angie-words i thought people had forgetten i write since lately i havent been posting (besides 666s) but apparently not lol thank you all so much <3 this warmed my heart
Rules: Post the first sentence of your most recent 10 Good Omens fan fics and tag up to 10 people.
1. Braving Uncertainty (G, 666) - "Knowing everything so surely was bound to make one's life boring."
2. Knight of Cups (G, 666) - "The beach on the South Downs had two unusual guests this night."
3. A moment (M, 666) - "Before the beginning of their lives — plural — they fucked."
4. Nanny deserves a break (E, 4k words) - "The days in the Dowling estate stretched long and wide."
5. Double Trouble (G, 666) - "One would imagine it would be hidden, kept secret, protected — but the lack of security hadn't been invented."
6. Not Mallards, Nor Maltodextrin (G, 666) - "“Mallards!”"
7. Down memory lane... (G, 679) - "The pit-a-pat of rain was a gentle music across the land, the rhythm being tapped across the roofs and windows."
8. Desert Dessert (G, 666) - "The desert knows."
9. Where is my husband? (G, 1,2k words) - "The tiredness Aziraphale felt had turned into anger, and then, anger had turned in resolution."
10. Chalk (G, 666) - "There's a line I shouldn't cross, but it's one I inevitably stepped over."
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If you are wondering why there are so many 666s fics, it's because mage has a guess the author every month! it's very fun, and it keeps me writing and posting with a certain frequency, even as i work on other stuff XD this year i have 2 very nice fics i'm working on for FTH and that's why i haven't done much for other projects (plus it has been a very... convoluted year, let's say it like that). If for some reason you want to keep up with the things i write i'd suggest subscribing to my AO3, because i don't very often share my fics. I'm not good at self advertising lol
