probably about time for an intro post, yeah? yeah.
my name’s cody, i’m 27, and queer in more ways than two. despite my alleged grumpiness, i am very approachable. dm me a cool animal fact or something. i’ll send you one back.
this space is not safe for neil gaiman and believes kate beckinsale. i’m not exactly quiet about it. (search on my blog if you want to know what that looks like). if you’re sensitive to this content, trust that i’ll always tag with #fuck neil gaiman and/or #fuck michael sheen as well as other more specific trigger warnings when they apply. feel free to use your filters.
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check out my ao3 if you’re inclined. here’s what’s on there:
A Soft Touch (rated E, 666)
post s1, pwp. edging + hand kink + crowley being a pathetic mess + aziraphale being very in love with him
Paired (rated G, 3.5k)
post s1, aziraphale and crowley go to restaurant in italy and confess their feelings over wine. a prompt fic written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs for the birds of a feather project.
Swear It’s Platonic (rated E, WIP)
friends with benefits au. crowley and aziraphale have been best friends for six years, and three months ago they started hooking up. the pining while fucking fic.
The Bug In My Kitchen Thinks We Should Date (rated T, 12k)
bakery au. easily flustered crowley meets flirty aziraphale—gay panic ensues. fluff with an even fluffier ending. written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs.
Resilience of the Heart (rated G, 6.2k)
post s3, south downs cottage. crowley plans an anniversary dinner, aziraphale plans a holiday surprise. featuring a (fluffy) 14th century flashback scene.
The Point (rated G, 5.8k)
post s3, established relationship. crowley and aziraphale discover the joys (and woes, mostly woes) of camping. extremely fluffy.
Radar Angel (rated E, 77k WIP)
hurt/comfort storm chasers au. autistic aziraphale/asexual crowley, enemies (or more accurately, idiots) to lovers.
To The Ocean (rated E, 28k)
hurt/comfort beach au. aziraphale is depressed on vacation, crowley helps with that. aziraphale learns how to help himself, too. porn with feelings.
You’re Supposed To Cry (rated T, 1k)
hurt/comfort human au. disabled crowley/caring aziraphale. do your doctors ever make you want to scream? read this.
Beach Day (rated G, 3.5k)
my one and only she-ra fic! canon compliant, mostly fluff with some catra typical angst. the super pal trio runs into adora during a mission. originally a one shot (and can be read as a standalone) but there is now a part 2 written by my insanely talented best friend.
Is This Seat Taken? (rated E, 9k)
coffee shop au, pwp. gentle dom aziraphale/brat crowley, strangers to enemies to lovers. if you like aziraphale being a little bitchy this one is for you.
Wherever You Are, I’ll Come To You (rated T, 50k)
fluffy (with a small dose of hurt/comfort) high school au. non-binary crowley/bamf aziraphale. protective 4 protective. very very cute, these two. my first fic!
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I've only seen one other person say this so far, which bothers me, so I guess there is some value in me also saying it. While you are allowed to have your own opinions about the Good Omens finale, it does bother me that people seem to be getting more upset about the ending, or upset at the people who didn't like the ending, than they did about the news that Neil Gaiman sexually assaulted real women. I have also seen people treat this fictional ending as immutable and as serious as a death, and the real life news of the women Gaiman assaulted was speculated on to no end because people did not want to believe it.
Like idk maybe I'm oversimplifying what I've seen but people having a much stronger reaction to fiction than reality is upsetting and disappointing to me. You can re-write a work of fiction yourself if it means a lot to you and you did not like the ending. You can re-imagine it to be exactly what you always wanted, because it is fiction. You cannot re-write or re-imagine what happened to these women, no matter how much Gaiman wants you to. You are certainly allowed to be upset about the ending, I don't need to tell you that. You're allowed to like it too, but if you let it become so serious to you in either direction that it overshadows what he has actually done, he will try to work his way back into the spotlight once he thinks people have forgotten.
while i do think continuing to stan michael sheen is a more nuanced choice than, say, neil gaiman, we remember the allegations, right? like that happened. recently. let’s not forget about michael sheen’s abuse allegations please
have i mentioned that i love anathema? because i fucking LOVE her. especially in the book. she’s so competent and tough and take-no-shit. she’s not especially pretty but doesn’t really mind, she has more important things to worry about: world to save, witchfinders to check off the list, small town boys to be endeared by.
i feel like the show stripped a lot of anathema’s intelligence from her. she’s a bit scatterbrained, struggling to find her footing, but in the book she’s so confident and smart and always one step ahead, as she’s meant to be. i often think about the scene where she’s mapping out ley lines in lower tadfield. the ley lines are moving, curving into a spiral, and yet she’s mapping them out with an air of certainty rivaled by mathematicians. absolutely brilliant. that’s a woman i trust with the end of the world.
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so fucking nice to bake last night :’) it’s been really difficult to enjoy things lately but just putting all my focus into a recipe was so soothing. missed it. i’m getting pretty good at pie crust! the first time i made it was uhhh not good, and i actually sort of hate pastry in general, but i found a recipe that i like and now i can just adapt anything vaguely pie crust-y to it. very cool.
i also saved one of my plants! i am a chronic over waterer (overly attentive, overly caring, etc etc) and the soil where i live is basically just mud and sand so it gets saturated reaaaally easy and i almost killed my dieffenbachia lmao. but i gave it some fresh dry soil and all was well, so that felt good. growing things feels so fucking good.
and in an effort to myself feel better i changed the white wine cream sauce in chapter 3 of swear it’s platonic to mornay sauce because in my little self indulgent imagination, that fic is a physical book that now has my favorite mornay sauce recipe written on the back :) !!!!!!!!! the idea of that makes me so happy. one of my wife’s favorite books has a recipe for apple pie on the last page, the apple pie FROM the book, and i thought that was so fucking cool. so now. to me. my nonexistent book also has a really good recipe in the back for other people to make at home :) :) :) :) HURRAY. can’t wait to finish writing it :’) can’t wait to give them a happy ending. i already know it i see it it’s written in my mind just gotta get it on paper when i have the strength. can’t WAIT
right as i was drifting off to sleep last night i had a brief moment of hysteria thinking about how crowley and aziraphale spent so much time apart. they— i mean CENTURIES! and i get it, they’re immortal, but they’re also BEST FRIENDS. imagine, even in an endless life, going hundreds and hundreds of years without talking to your best friend, who is also in a lot of ways your ONLY friend. i’m sick. i’m SICK. the loneliness is unimaginable.
WIP GOmens doodle for my hero @a-zira-ziraphale-fell. My iPad got damaged, now I have a better iPad. I'm going to color this. Just wanted to prove it is happening. I love you @a-zira-ziraphale-fell, you deserve everything in the world.
aziraphale: really? a car ride?? that’s a bit unromantic...perhaps one day when our love is not so forbidden we may dine at the ritz...
crowley, later that night, writing in his diary like he’s franz kafka: [September 28, 1967] I am stupid and doing very badly. Asked aziraphale if he desired lift instead of asking to treat him to dinner at ritz. Utter humiliation at his response. Only the sheer horror of causing him distress keeping me from pouring the holy water on my head this instant. Reminder to pick up more plant fertilizer. Reminder to ask aziraphale to the ritz next time life or death ventures come up. Pitiful and in love beyond repair. My stupidity claws at me from within, right under my skin, like so many maggots eating me to nothing. Wake up tomorrow to another dawn of unending torment, sign up for driving classes and learn appropriate driving speed.
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The idea of this blog is to be a collection of submitted letters from fans to Crowley and/or Aziraphale, other characters within the show, the show itself, the fandom, or even to the authors, venting frustration about Gaiman or loving Terry, or anything else. Just any sort of thing you wish you could say to the characters or creators, or people involved. They dont have to be high-effort or even formatted like a standard letter it could literally just be "fuck you gaiman" or it could be several paragraphs of text.
You can send anonymously, send more than one, or send photos of physical letters if you want to write one.
The point of this is to help people get any feelings about the show, or its creators or fanbase out into the open to process any grief or love, or other feelings you may have about Good Omens. This is a judgement-free space and anyone harassing others or spreading any sort of hate or interpersonal drama will be blocked.
Other than that, essentially anything goes. I hope this helps to spread joy and healing for anyone who submits letters, or engages with other people's, and may Moist Von Lipwig carry your letter to whoever needs to see it 💜
thank you @carry-the-sky for tagging me! btw when i clicked on the link for your current obsession i surprised myself with a laugh because the only thing that would load on the website was “Our Hunks” in massive fucking letters. happy for you and your hunks.
last song: vortex by lizzy mcalpine. her latest album is so good lizzy forever <3
currently watching: in a literal sense, the golden girls, but i’m watching a lot of things right now. the ultimatum: queer love (terrible awful show that i’m passively enjoying), finishing up schitt’s creek for the third or fourth time, rewatching craig of the creek with my fiance for the… idk we’ve seen it a lot. mmm. also doing a hacks rewatch w the aforementioned fiance because they’ve only seen the later seasons. and good omens.
current obsession: well. i think we all know, given this blog. but in all honesty my dopamine levels are insanely low lately, i’m having trouble being obsessed with anything. or liking anything. or. anyways. don’t tell aziraphale and crowley, i still love them. they’ll have me by the neck again soon i know it.
currently reading: good omens and project hail mary! i am an extremely slow reader so i’ve been working through them for a while now but i’ll get there.
currently working on: i meaaaan. i just mixed some butter and cream cheese together for rugelach.
last google search: lolllllll. so. the first thing you need to know is that i’m a nosy ass bitch. the second thing is that my mom is a nurse, which is fairly normal, but actually deeply alarming if you know who she is as a person. surprising no one, she almost got fired. i only heard about this through my sister, and no one except my mom knows what actually happened other than the fact that they pulled her in for a meeting, wrote her up for some sort of disciplinary infraction, and then gave her two options: resign or be fired. now getting fired as a nurse is like, really bad, you’ll have a very difficult time getting rehired, so she obviously chose to quit. and that was that. apparently she just skipped on over to a hospital in the next city and it was never spoken of again. HOWEVER. i found out that these types of disciplinary infractions are recorded by the state government?? and it’s public information??? i’m guessing it’s mostly so patients can look up their doctors, but it’s also for me. to get the gossip on my mother. so my last search was for accessing those documents: “[cody’s mom] bsn rn [state of employment] disciplinary action”
if you’re curious as to what she did, i’ll admit that i couldn’t get the database to load because my phone is shit and i didn’t care enough to try on my laptop. the truth is out there, though. somewhere on a poorly coded government website.
anyways.
tagginggggg @sunnynegroni @sunrisesinthesuburbs @alventure @eybefioro @fellangel @quitequaintrelle @gaslightgallows @ineffabildaddy @depraveddame @soft-heart-ed and whoever else wants to! tag me if you do this and i didn’t tag you. i am again very nosy.
Hello!!!! The creators for the 2024 Good Omens Holiday Exchange have been revealed which means I get to post this now!!!
My recipient was @irisbleufic who asked for Aziraphale and Crowley celebrating an anniversary and I thought it would be very funny if they celebrated their Arrangement like it was a wedding anniversary and just used it as an excuse to goof off and be sappy lol. I based the design and layout a little on medieval manuscripts and a lot on early 19th century magazine spreads :)
It was an honor to make this for you irisbleufic and I am so glad you liked it!
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