probably about time for an intro post, yeah? yeah.
my name’s cody, i’m 27, and queer in more ways than two. despite my alleged grumpiness, i am very approachable. dm me a cool animal fact or something. i’ll send you one back.
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check out my ao3 if you’re inclined. here’s what’s on there:
A Soft Touch (rated E, 666)
post s1, pwp. edging + hand kink + crowley being a pathetic mess + aziraphale being very in love with him
Paired (rated G, 3.5k)
post s1, aziraphale and crowley go to restaurant in italy and confess their feelings over wine. a prompt fic written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs for the birds of a feather project.
Swear It’s Platonic (rated E, WIP)
friends with benefits au. crowley and aziraphale have been best friends for six years, and three months ago they started hooking up. the pining while fucking fic.
The Bug In My Kitchen Thinks We Should Date (rated T, 12k)
bakery au. easily flustered crowley meets flirty aziraphale—gay panic ensues. fluff with an even fluffier ending. written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs.
Resilience of the Heart (rated G, 6.2k)
post s3, south downs cottage. crowley plans an anniversary dinner, aziraphale plans a holiday surprise. featuring a (fluffy) 14th century flashback scene.
The Point (rated G, 5.8k)
post s3, established relationship. crowley and aziraphale discover the joys (and woes, mostly woes) of camping. extremely fluffy.
Radar Angel (rated E, 77k WIP)
hurt/comfort storm chasers au. autistic aziraphale/asexual crowley, enemies (or more accurately, idiots) to lovers.
To The Ocean (rated E, 28k)
hurt/comfort beach au. aziraphale is depressed on vacation, crowley helps with that. aziraphale learns how to help himself, too. porn with feelings.
You’re Supposed To Cry (rated T, 1k)
hurt/comfort human au. disabled crowley/caring aziraphale. do your doctors ever make you want to scream? read this.
Beach Day (rated G, 3.5k)
my one and only she-ra fic! canon compliant, mostly fluff with some catra typical angst. the super pal trio runs into adora during a mission. originally a one shot (and can be read as a standalone) but there is now a part 2 written by my insanely talented best friend.
Is This Seat Taken? (rated E, 9k)
coffee shop au, pwp. gentle dom aziraphale/brat crowley, strangers to enemies to lovers. if you like aziraphale being a little bitchy this one is for you.
Wherever You Are, I’ll Come To You (rated T, 50k)
fluffy (with a small dose of hurt/comfort) high school au. non-binary crowley/bamf aziraphale. protective 4 protective. very very cute, these two. my first fic!
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Hello! I’m looking for a story where Crowley told hell that he is tempting Az and as a proof they asked him to something like video tapes (or smth like that) of their intimate moments? And Crowley was secretly in love with him and always tried to keep his face normal during the act but was suffering a little. There was one scene where they did it on Crowley throne I believe
I think I’ve looked through ao3 but haven’t found it :(
Thank you for your help!
hi there! this sounds like
Closed Set by racketghost (E)
Crowley has been harboring a dirty secret and Hell-- six-months post Armageddon-- would like to see the receipts.
Or, take Zack and Miri Make a Porno and give it to a writer who takes everything too seriously.
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stubbornly lying in bed while my electrolyte levels slowly drop. maybe i can just. fkdjdfjdjs idk where’s the button that turns me into a plant because i genuinely can’t afford to eat for the next two weeks. happy disability pride month, it costs 30% more to be disabled
i think crowley would totally claim he invented generative ai and then aziraphale would gasp in shock and then he’d said say ‘no…. the humans beat me to it, angel’. but only after his access to the bookshop got revoked
I, for one, am choosing to believe that we're all still living in the original, magical universe. Life is just more fun that way!
Little Free Libraries? Aziraphale came up with those! Pop up ads? That one's on Crowley.
If I find unexpected cash on the street, I'll be just that much more pleased. And if I lock my keys in the car, well, it feels a little better to know that it wasn't *entirely* my fault. These characters, this show, and this fandom bring me joy, and I'm going to keep that joy with me every day in spite of it all, thanks very much.
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A headcanon I have for the bookverse is how different people perceive Aziraphe from what we expect them to perceive an angel.
Many people in Soho probably think Aziraphale is unfriendly and intimidating because of their experience with trying to buy a book from him. Only the people who are close to him know his softer side (like the shop owners).
Maybe Aziraphale's bookshop has a bunch of bad reviews online (to his delight). Maybe Crowley loves reading them outloud to tease him for it.
Maybe Aziraphale is just this ominous presence lurking about the bookshop when you are browsing and you think the shop is haunted, so you leave without buying 🤣
Maybe they think Aziraphale is a mafia boss because of how rich he is without selling anything.
Maybe Crowley is seen as his sugarbaby becsuse it looks like there is an age gap. (No, there isn't. My BookCrowley is just Asian. You know we never age.)
While I'm waiting for the heatwave'll end so I could start drawing smthg real, here are some silly but refreshing sketches. Yeh that scene from Slow Show
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just as a psa, i’m taking a writing break (fully against my will).
i’ve been processing some severe trauma since january, and the grief has become so all-consuming that i can’t do anything else right now. i want to. i’m actually terribly bored, and the brainrot is still VERY much present (tell me why i was watching the queer ultimatum today thinking what if crowley and aziraphale were on this show), so i will absolutely be revisiting my drafts as soon as i can, but it’s just not within my capacity at the moment. realistically: i should be able to get back to it by the beginning of next year. hopefully: it will be much sooner than that. maybe september?
anyways. i do think i can manage a 666 ficlet here and there (my last one was very enjoyable actually; still got some serotonin in there somewhere i guess) so feel free to commission me on ko-fi. any tip helps right now, therapy is not cheap. otherwise though, i need to focus on healing.
