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Iām keeping Asa and Anthony. I mean, look at them. All sweet and OLD. With their little sweaters and matching lawn chairs. Subtle frangrance of Earl Grey and Bengay wafting after them wherever they go.
Theyāre CUTE.
And Slorch is a winner I donāt care what anyone says. Gimme that goth queen with his Muriel Deetz sidekick.
The Ice Cream Bentley has a permitted spot in my heartās garage, next to Deanās Baby.
Jesus, sorry you didnāt get enough screen time, kid. You seemed nice. I liked you WAY better than Mel āThat Fucking Psychoā Gibsonās version.
That being said, I am not going to be trading in the OLD universe either. I like this universe. Itās cosy,dependable and talk about ROOMY! You can fit all kinds of stuff in here. The eldritch horrors learning how to be human, the biblical lore but FUNNY and the oh so juicy religious trauma! Mr. Brown with his disturbingly toned glutes alone is worth keeping it around. (Oh, thatās not canon? Thatās just me being a weirdo? Huh.)
Plus Aziraphale is PEAK. Heās Aura. Heās SKIBIDIokay I donāt know cool kid lingo.
Heās MY GUY (shoves Castiel out of the way.)
Iām not giving up on MY GUY(avoids eye contact with Samwise Gamgee.)
You donāt Thanos MY GUYYYY (steps over drunken wet cat Spike) and expect me to be cool with it. Iām VERY not cool with it.
*insert Elmo surrounded by flames meme here*
Just like a vampire who had a cup of rice thrown at their feet, I am sat down and focused on picking up those little angel atoms. I got my Elmerās glue and a mighty need to avoid reading anymore Breaking News these days. Have you SEEN whatās happening out in the wild? NOT GREAT, BOB.
I got the time, is what Iām saying.
So donāt be surprised when (when NOT if) you see a post of mine and itās the NEW universe and the OLD universe together doing really weird things with their tongues.
So I just simultaneously did, and possibly didn't lose my job today :)
Very much did in the sense that I literally do not know where my job is at the moment. But, for the time being I haven't been let go because nobody else including the store owner knows where it is either.
So, I don't wanna risk doxxing myself by posting pictures but goddamn am I tempted because this is not a believable event. This is a cartoon problem. For looneytoons.
But yeah, so, I work(ed?) at a kiosk selling boba tea, right? Freestanding kiosk in the mall with full water and electrical hookups and multiple fridges and sinks and a mini kitchen and the works. Fully functional tea shop. Very important to note that it was there last night, The work chat was discussing another issue last night at closing time. I'll get back to this.
It's been showing signs of being on the way out with how business is being handled lately and I've been considering other options, which is probably why I'm not as torn up about this as I should be, but maybe it just hasn't set in yet, but that's not the point. The point is there's been a lot of shit breaking and not being replaced and nobody mentioning anything about it until I walk into work in the morning and have to figure out why shit like the fucking cash register isn't there today. So I'm kinda used to having to ask questions about big things that nobody bothered to update me on. I was out for two weeks recovering from a surgery, so I came to work this morning assuming there'd be some kind of bullshit, yeah?
So, the question I had to ask the chat this morning was:
Not a text I ever thought I'd have to send in sincerity, but there it is. Because what I found instead was a fenced off patch of discolored tiles and a few holes in the floor where my entire place of employment used to be.
And the answer? Nobody knows! It was there last night when the mall closed, and every single trace of the structure and all its contents including drink making supplies and our safe and cashbox was gone when it opened again. And when I say nobody knows, I mean everyone from last night's closers to the actual (former?) owner of the store jad no fucking clue about this until getting that text from me this morning. For once I am actually the first to know. š.
So. I guess I didn't so much lose my job as had it stolen. Not by AI, but good old fashioned hands-on human beings picking it up and carrying it away somehow. All mall security would tell me was that they were instructed not to tell me anything and have us contact our management. Who also don't know anything. And later on I came across some construction workers around the gravesite of the kiosk discussing filling in the holes, asked them about it, and was told that they "weren't at liberty to say".
So, not only is my job gone in the most literal physical sense of the word, but it was taken in some kind of super secret kiosk extraction in the dead of night without any warning or witnesses and nobody is allowed to speak of it. The store owner said she was gonna figure it out 10 hours ago and still no word back.
I don't know what else to say aside from I've been laughing all day and I'm gonna have a hell of a time explaining Schrodinger's Unemployment to the benefits office.
Update that is not an update because I'm basically certain this isn't what actually happened:
My mother in law thinks the FBI took it.
Not any of the other stores around the state. Just the one little kiosk.
Why? Because she loves a conspiracy and is just a little bit extra.
Also because she was around for the massive crackdown on Yakuza-owned businesses in Waikiki (in her homestate) that did actually involve the FBI seizing stores (no confirmation of making kiosks cleanly disappear in the middle of the night though).
Still no word from my job on what's actually going on, but the most likely theory so far is that maybe the kiosk was on lease and got repossessed? The mystery continues
(also shout out to the person who proposed Carmen Sandiego)
According to the owner, based on what she's been able to find out, the kiosk was not removed legally and they're starting a potentially long process of legal action. I hope she gets to sue the shit out of whoever did it but for now at least I know for sure I'm unemployed.
Really hoping for more details in terms of who/why/how, so I'll keep updating if I learn anything.
For now the summary is: An unnamed entity that is most likely mall management (on account of mall security cooperating with them) stole an entire kiosk and all the contents including money and machinery with barely a trace in the middle of the night grinch-style, with zero warning or explanation, and ensured the silence of both security and the construction crew, in an action that was definitely preplanned and illegal, and as far as I know nobody knows its whereabouts.
So now I'm officially out of a job. Because my workplace was literally stolen in the night.
Actually fuck it let's share some photos cause I wouldn't be inclined to believe this myself. It's not like anyone can stalk me at my job now and I'm not gonna have to see any coworkers that might find my tumblr.
Enjoy the unintentionally funniest text I've ever sent in my life
Aaand a close-up:
The last remains of a once Very Much Solid And Immobile Workplace
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Welp, it's been about a month, and I finally have the energy to try to convey my thoughts on the Good Omens finale. Yeah, I know, old news at this point, but what's the point of Tumblr other than talking to myself about my feelings?
Anyways, this is coming from someone who isn't a massive, longterm GO fan. I did not wait years for this finale. I am not heavily bound to these characters (though I have developed my usual maternal feelings towards Crowley pretty quickly, so there's that). I didn't go through the emotional upheaval surrounding the news that the writer is a vile sexual predator. Essentially: I don't go here. I'm not an appreciable part of this fandom.
So I feel like it means something kind of negative when the finale had even me - all but an outsider - kind of grimacing at her screen.
Again: I don't have an extensive history with this series. I watched S1 years ago, liked it fine, and promptly forgot about it. Fast forward a few years later, and it's February 2026. I get the sudden urge to rewatch the David Tennant era of Doctor Who from my college days, but I am also cognizant of the fact that I am an emotionally delicate little cupcake and don't really want to sob on my couch for multiple hours. So! For some silly reason, I decide that watching Good Omens will provide me with some Tennant enjoyment without the emotional commitment.
...this was a mistake, obviously. Y'all can see that coming, but I did not at the time. So I went ahead and fired up S1, enjoyed it again, and followed it with S2. S2 was... well. That last bit, eh? What do y'all call it... the Final Fifteen? Is that right? Yeah. Yeah, that was upsetting.
But! Fear not, sad little me, for S3 is just around the corner! I managed to get into this right before the conclusion, escaping years of doubt and longing and potential disappointment.
Aaaaaand then I watched it.
I watched it like... a week or two after it came out. After watching the general reception and just kind of steeling myself for it. I'd become attached to Crowley. I enjoyed Aziraphale as well, and their relationship had grown on me significantly in just a few months. I'd read bits and pieces of the original book, and I enjoyed them there, too. So I was trying to prep myself for the emotional disappointment, y'know?
But when I finally watched it, I was less disappointed and more just... weirded out? I think that's the best way of putting it? Like, the whole thing felt so disjointed, so strange, so thematically removed from the S1 and book that I enjoyed, that my normally canon-focused brain just kind of rejected it. I wasn't sad simply because the whole thing just didn't feel like an actual, in-character, thematic conclusion to the story.
The whole conflict surrounding free will: S1 and the book made it pretty clear that free will existed? I think? Like, that was part of the comedy: Heaven and Hell go through all of these motions to influence things, but at the end of the day, humans are just like "meh, we'll do what we want, thanks." Like, that was funny! Crowley doing dumb, annoying things to try to foment evil while simultaneously sabotaging himself and also never coming up with the level of evil humans came up with was funny! Angels kind of being bureaucratic assholes was funny!
It was funny, and it was wholesome. An angel and a demon forging a longterm bond simply because they felt more understood by one another than by their "sides" was wholesome. The Antichrist telling Satan to fuck off so he could go live a normal kid life with his newly-liberated hellhound was wholesome.
And now, as of S3, those things didn't matter? None of it happened? What? Why? What in the world was the point of *gestures* All Of That? Why even bother?
The whole concept of fighting for your current world, of striving to survive and repair things the best you can, of valuing the people and creatures around you for what they are... all of it is just gone. Everyone is gone. None of it ever happened? What. Why would you write it that way. Why would you essentially destroy the entire everything of the actual, canonical book that had established themes and a satisfying conclusion? Why would you rewrite it as "nah, this whole mess is too far gone, so we have to let it die and also destroy ourselves in the process; give the audience a bunch of body doubles living happily afterwards in a world that means nothing to them"?
And S2! Like, S2 on its own seemed less organized and realized than S1, but I figured that that was because it was to be paired with S3 in completing its arcs and developing its themes. Instead, literally everything that happens in S2 is just... pointless?
Like, what the hell was the point of Gabriel and Beelzebub? Why in the world did we spend six episodes chasing Gabriel's memories around and learning of his relationship with the Duke of Hell only for it to not matter in the slightest?
Then there was the Job flashback: a whole plot making it very clear that killing everyone and replacing them with new versions was not the same. Both Azi and Crowley knew this. It was emphasized heavily. And then S3 comes along and we just... ???
God was changed from a creature I actually kind of liked in S1 (passive, kind of eldritch and unknowable, not actually malicious) to the sort of asshole I interpret (and hate) the actual Christian god being. Callous and vaguely entertained by the trials and sufferings of what were essentially her own children whom she was supposed to love. Her detached amusement over Crowley and Aziraphale's entire relationship was actually infuriating to me. Her children were in such distress, and the way she treated them was repulsive to me. The idea that Azi spent his whole life trying to live up to the expectations of this narcissistic twit was... ugh.
The fact that no human characters even knew anything was going on, let alone were able to have agency in their world's fate felt so, so contrary to the vibes of the original work. And that's coming from someone who generally doesn't care for human characters: I was bothered by their omission because it upset the themes the story had so championed.
Gosh, what else... I feel like this is all so disjointed, but I have issues with basically all of it...
Jesus was pointless. Could have been removed from the plot, and nothing would have changed.
My sweet baby Muriel never had a chance to leave their sheltered existence.
Nina and Maggie are just gone? Anathema and Newt and The Them are gone? None of these people, who witnessed and were involved in supernatural affairs, had any sort of involvement with an attempted second apocalypse? Really?
The relationship between Azi and Crowley was just so sad in the end? Like they realized that there was no point in fighting for their own lives and their own relationship and just... gave up. After spending the whole S3 plot angry and upset and afraid and so unhappy with one another. None of it resolved before they both decide to die.
But CF, you may say, what did you expect to happen?
Jeez, I don't know. I'm not a writer. I'm not even a legit GO fan. I don't even go here. But from the way S1 was written, and the was S2 happened, I had some vague ideas of what would make sense.
I thought that Jesus would be a sort of parallel to Adam. In S1, Hell tried to initiate the End Times by sending their child to Earth. Said child took his free will and said "fuck off." Now in S3, it would have made sense to me if Jesus played a similar role: Heaven's child sent to end the world, only to take charge of his own destiny and tell his mother to fuck off. Would have been poetic for the two of them to come together somehow, y'know? Hell's child and Heaven's child coming together to say no and to save their world. A parallel to one of Hell's demons and Heaven's angels doing the same thing.
I thought that Gabriel and Beelzebub would have some bearing on things. Their love and their own, personal choice to leave and pursue their own freedom would act as proof that Crowley and Aziraphale aren't just weird outliers; all angels and demons have the capacity for free will. All have the capacity for love. All can decide to reject The Establishment and pursue their own happiness.
Oh, and the 25 Lazarii miracle! Dang, I thought it would mean something, that an angel and demon working together could achieve such a feat. I thought... I dunno... if the writers wanted to turn God antagonistic, perhaps it would involve some sort of reveal that the sides of Heaven and Hell were purposely being kept apart so that the angels and demons didn't realize the sort of power they had if they worked together. Power that could defeat their creator.
It may just be years of JRPGs and the enjoyment of His Dark Materials in my youth, but I was expecting them to kill God. Or something similar. Christ and Antichrist, aware humans, angels and demons coming together to wrest control of their freedom and their lives from the capricious asshole who created them. All of the people - mortal and immortal - who were oppressed and controlled and contained by this deity and their supposed plan waking up and realizing that they have the ability to free themselves from it.
I guess that's what I ultimately wanted: for all of these people to just be able to live their own lives. Peacefully. Without the fear of their masters hanging over their heads. The humans. Animals. The angels and the demons. Michael and Muriel and Beelzebub and the Erics. And especially Aziraphale and Crowley. Gosh but I wanted Azi and Crowley to just be able to live as themselves, share their lives with one another, without constantly worrying and fearing that they'd be found out and destroyed. I wanted them to have their cottage and their garden and their peace after millenia of doubt and fear. I wanted Azi to be able to enjoy food without guilt. I wanted Crowley to be able to do something kind without getting all defensive about it. I wanted peace for them, the poor dears.
And that's just after thinking about these characters for a few months. I can't even imagine the pain visited upon people who are Bound to this story and these characters. I am so, so sad for people who waited years and had their hearts broken.
There's more I could say. More plot details that are weird, character details that don't work for me. A lot more, but I think I've reached the limit of my coherence for now. Maybe I'll post more later, if I can organize my thoughts again.
*sigh* The only saving grace for me personally is that it all feels so contrary to the established themes. Even to the general vibe of the characters and story... so much so that I can actually reject it in my brain's understanding of canon. Which is normally incredibly difficult for me to do. I'm normally such a canon purist, but this... this feels so off. To the point that the rejection of it doesn't even feel like coping to me; it just feels like a logical conclusion.
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duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber
sergeant shadwell being both crowley and aziraphaleās secret human āarmyā is so funny like what else did they pay him for throughout the years? surely not to find witches. my headcanon is that they both used him to spy on the otherās whereabouts
Let's say there is this computer game you enjoy playing, right? You love this game. You invest hours and hours of your time playing it. Years, even. Itās a great game.
Only problem is there is some kind of glitch purpose-built into the code that makes the game constantly threaten to crash. Bit shit of the creators to work that in there. But that's fine, you're still having fun. It's a really fascinating open-world game with tons of options and players have total leeway for decision-making. A game where every choice matters.
One day, the big one happensāthe big crash. It really looks like all of your progress is wiped out. Somehow, you manage to get the head game developer over to your house. The developer tells you that they have the willingness and ability to pretty much do whatever you want (turns out, they've been watching your progress and you're their favourite player). You could ask them to make your computer 3D print ice cream. They are literally just that powerful.
Ok, so, since anything is on the table, at minimum what you should probably do is have the developer reboot the game from the last save file and ask them to remove the code that keeps making the game glitch so that you can continue playing without the constant risk of a crash.
Instead, you tell the developer they can delete all the backup files and just start the game over for you from scratch. You want a "real" game where a player's choices matter. (It has already been established that your choices matter in the game.)
Also, you let the developer make you burst into confetti along with the love of your life. They replace you both with clones who have worse hair, none of your history or memories, and few of your defining personality traits except for a couple of hobbies and maybe a catchphrase. They will play the game in your stead.
Well, something similar happened to my good friend Crowley.
Recommendations for Alternative Sequels to GO Book/S1
Here are the fics that set my ridiculously high expectations for any sort of sequel(s). I have lots of favorite fics out there, and there are plenty of great recommendations in general, but I'd like to focus SPECIFICALLY on post-book/s1 canon compliant fics written before s2 was announced. Would love a thread of these, so please reblog and add your own fic recs that you think would make a great sequel!
Category 1: Top 3 Recommendations
In All Things, Balance by Kedreeva (T, 17k, 2019)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20320441
GO READ IT! In the back of my mind, I always considered this to be canon, which I didn't realize until actual canon didn't meet those expectations. Missing a bit on the human side of things, but otherwise a fantastic alternative.
Choices by Bookwormgal (T, 154k, 2019-2022, 8 part series)
https://archiveofourown.org/series/1739542
Humans from the book continue the story with Heaven and Hell. Honestly I read this so long ago that I don't remember much, but I do recall that this filled the void of how flat the human characters (particularly the children) were written in the adaptation (i.e. s1)
Akashic Records by peniG (G/T, 206k, 2019-2020, 26 part series)
https://archiveofourown.org/series/1446628
To skip straight to the sequel-to-book/s1, start with part 21, although I highly recommend the full series. This has, hands down, always been the canon I've been missing. This fills in all the gaps we don't have in the source material in a satisfying way while staying true to the characters and themes. They really respect both Aziraphale and Crowley as intelligent, experienced partners who are clever and fallible and perfect.
Additional recommendations under the cut!
Category 2: Sequel Compliant Short Stories
Rubbernecking by Nnm (G, 6k, 2019)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20113564
By the amazing writer best known for Demonology: Triphasic Model of Trauma (go read it if you haven't!) comes a lovely tale of Aziraphale and Crowley helping out some representatives from Heaven and Hell.
Reconnaissance by nephiliminality (G, 1k, 2021)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31457666
Uriel POV, checking in on our duo and grappling with Armageddon.
Computer Curse by lyricwritesprose and OuidaMForeman (G, 10k, 2021)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29025774
Newt helps Aziraphale fix his computer.
Category 3: Aziraphale and Crowley Formally Bonding (Mostly Wingfics)
Feathers by lyricwritesprose (T, 12k, 2020)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25561252
I almost included this in the first category. This is the shit right here.
On the Subject of Nests and Happiness by Nonesensed (M, 32k, 2019)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20483456
Through the ages all the way to after canon. Includes post-canon cottage wrap up.
Winged Awakening by AJ_Constantine (E, 25k, 2021)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34221094
So much good tension here, such a well executed idea. Another amazing GO author, go check out their other stuff too!
TwoFish by Grindylowe (T, 7k, 2012)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/321342
Great prose, great story, great characterizations.
Skin Deep by Sunjinjo (G, 9k, 2019)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/21463405/
Molting? Sickness? What's going on with Crowley and Aziraphale?
Category 4: Great Fics that Go Beyond (book/s1) Canon
An Exercise In Trust by organizechaos (T, 37k, 2020)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26265457
What happens when Heaven and Hell try to get back at A/C for a failed Armageddon?
The Truth Remains by WanderingAlice (M, 200k, 2020)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/19468792
The ultimate "Crowley was Raphael" fic (personally not really into this trope and I still highly recommend). Lovely filling in of gaps left by canon, with an amazing conclusion that goes beyond canon events.
A Hell of His Own Making by Anti_kate (E, 28k, 2020)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/22095511
What happens when Heaven and Hell try to get back at A/C for a failed Armageddon? (another version taken in a different way, we love two cakes)
Recommendations for Alternative Sequels to GO Book/S1
Here are the fics that set my ridiculously high expectations for any sort of sequel(s). I have lots of favorite fics out there, and there are plenty of great recommendations in general, but I'd like to focus SPECIFICALLY on post-book/s1 canon compliant fics written before s2 was announced. Would love a thread of these, so please reblog and add your own fic recs that you think would make a great sequel!
Category 1: Top 3 Recommendations
In All Things, Balance by Kedreeva (T, 17k, 2019)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20320441
GO READ IT! In the back of my mind, I always considered this to be canon, which I didn't realize until actual canon didn't meet those expectations. Missing a bit on the human side of things, but otherwise a fantastic alternative.
Choices by Bookwormgal (T, 154k, 2019-2022, 8 part series)
https://archiveofourown.org/series/1739542
Humans from the book continue the story with Heaven and Hell. Honestly I read this so long ago that I don't remember much, but I do recall that this filled the void of how flat the human characters (particularly the children) were written in the adaptation (i.e. s1)
Akashic Records by peniG (G/T, 206k, 2019-2020, 26 part series)
https://archiveofourown.org/series/1446628
To skip straight to the sequel-to-book/s1, start with part 21, although I highly recommend the full series. This has, hands down, always been the canon I've been missing. This fills in all the gaps we don't have in the source material in a satisfying way while staying true to the characters and themes. They really respect both Aziraphale and Crowley as intelligent, experienced partners who are clever and fallible and perfect.
Additional recommendations under the cut!
Category 2: Sequel Compliant Short Stories
Rubbernecking by Nnm (G, 6k, 2019)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20113564
By the amazing writer best known for Demonology: Triphasic Model of Trauma (go read it if you haven't!) comes a lovely tale of Aziraphale and Crowley helping out some representatives from Heaven and Hell.
Reconnaissance by nephiliminality (G, 1k, 2021)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31457666
Uriel POV, checking in on our duo and grappling with Armageddon.
Computer Curse by lyricwritesprose and OuidaMForeman (G, 10k, 2021)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29025774
Newt helps Aziraphale fix his computer.
Category 3: Aziraphale and Crowley Formally Bonding (Mostly Wingfics)
Feathers by lyricwritesprose (T, 12k, 2020)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25561252
I almost included this in the first category. This is the shit right here.
On the Subject of Nests and Happiness by Nonesensed (M, 32k, 2019)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20483456
Through the ages all the way to after canon. Includes post-canon cottage wrap up.
Winged Awakening by AJ_Constantine (E, 25k, 2021)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34221094
So much good tension here, such a well executed idea. Another amazing GO author, go check out their other stuff too!
TwoFish by Grindylowe (T, 7k, 2012)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/321342
Great prose, great story, great characterizations.
Skin Deep by Sunjinjo (G, 9k, 2019)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/21463405/
Molting? Sickness? What's going on with Crowley and Aziraphale?
Category 4: Great Fics that Go Beyond (book/s1) Canon
An Exercise In Trust by organizechaos (T, 37k, 2020)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26265457
What happens when Heaven and Hell try to get back at A/C for a failed Armageddon?
The Truth Remains by WanderingAlice (M, 200k, 2020)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/19468792
The ultimate "Crowley was Raphael" fic (personally not really into this trope and I still highly recommend). Lovely filling in of gaps left by canon, with an amazing conclusion that goes beyond canon events.
A Hell of His Own Making by Anti_kate (E, 28k, 2020)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/22095511
What happens when Heaven and Hell try to get back at A/C for a failed Armageddon? (another version taken in a different way, we love two cakes)
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Was just informed by my mom that I do in fact have ADHD and the reason I thought I didnāt was because ever since I was seven whenever I got super energetic my mom would have me go chop wood so now when Iām feeling The ADHD I go chop wood and I thought it was just some sort of routine I started when I was little and wanted to blow off steam
Iād also like to point out that my sister has a really hard time staying present (I canāt remember the term because weāve always called it Tethered at my house) and whenever sheās feeling Untethered my mom has her knead bread and make syrup because theyāre repetitive and easy things to do that ground her
Now that Iām thinking about it- my brother has days where he doesnāt talk and doesnāt eat unless heās prompted, and on those days my mom sits him down in the fish pond in the backyard and plays Mozart and because heās so used to that being his wake up he always comes back in after like an hour rambling about random things
Oh yeah and when it rains my mom has a required hour where we all have to go outside and run around and whoever finds the most worms for the garden wins and then we go inside and my mom makes us tea and we watch Studio Ghibli movies
Wait!!! When one of us has a bad day at school we make a fire in the backyard and roast homemade sausages and my mom tells us stories until we laugh and then she tucks is in bed like weāre five again and sings us songs
āI didnāt know I had adhd because my mom gave me such an effective coping mechanismā is such a high bar to clear and she soared over it like a space-plane.