jamie

What if that was your house What if a sheep lives off the grass on your house

Shes my landlord

lamblord

Y’all know free condoms is a result of gay activists who worked towards safer sex practices after the AIDS crisis right? Because if not it’s one google search away

Consider: both are important and should be free

Consider: both are important and should be free

i hate pranks straight up if you throw water on me or put a spider in my bed or even have the nerve to jump out at me i’m deleting you from my phone from facebook from instagram from myspace from my house and from habbo hotel from neopets like my trust is g o n e gone i’m teleporting back to 2007 and blocking you on msn i swear to fucking god

Respect.

Holy shit!

who is this

DO ME NEXT

This is Jessie Graff! She’s a stuntwoman for Supergirl and she’s known for being a BAMF on American Ninja Warrior.

GOALS

This is the coolest shit.

Fun fact: Melissa Benoist has to have muscle padding in her Supergirl suit so her silhouette looks like Jessie’s. The actress has to adjust to match her stunt double, which is rarely the case.

I’m not sure if any of these count as blasphemy exactly but happy sunday yall.

Listen I know I’m Jewish but this shit is too fucking funny for me not to reblog

This actually had me hollering laughing after a mind numbing shift, so props to all who contributed!

Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

Also, eating honey literally helps bees and in no way harms them. In fact, if honey is left in their hives it will ferment and as a result it will begin making the bees very sick. Please just eat the fucking honey.