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don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

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dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now
>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk >look it up >common treecreeper
can't make this shit up

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hate when mummy movies use Imhotep as the big bad. He was an architect. Imagine a mummy movie but the mummy is Frank Llyod Wright. And he was buried at the House On The Rock. Ok nevermind that would be a sick ass movie.
im tipsy again but i swear i wont make some wild proclaimation in hieroglyphics again
𓄿𓄿𓄿𓄿𓉔 𓊪𓅲𓏏 𓅓𓇌 𓊪𓅂𓈖𓇋𓋴 𓇋𓋴 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓄿𓂋𓎢𓅱𓊪𓉔𓄿𓎼𓅲𓋴
this vaguely translates to "AAAH put my penis in the sarcophagus"
are there no such things as secrets anymore
a light within me was stamped out but im chill
I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…
i was in the physics lab today and we were working with lasers, so the Lab Freaks (legal name) were being very careful to stress that we Do Not Turn Around or Look Behind Us because we’ll get extremely blinded by the power of high strength lasers
and i’m not gonna lie it was actually extremely hard to resist turning around. i misjudged orpheus it turns out this isnt extremely easy actually
okay i’ll be honest i 100% looked back at the lasers. actually multiple separate lasers multiple different times. they were pretty
and i didnt get blinded. so clearly lab safety isnt real and you should always risk it cus taking risks is awesome #gambling
but uh. my ass is NOT making it out of the underworld 🔥🔥🔥

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miss taking an uquiz every time i opened the tumblr app… it was an era i took for granted
still eating the same chocolate bar after all these years. thank you, tumblr…
I'll fucking kill tha ginch for cutting me a absolutely dog shit slice of roast beast dude was carving that up 3 sizes too thin

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summer affirmations
i am fuckable
i am the hottest lesbian in any room at any given time
something gay will happen to me in the next 24 hours
LIKE AND REBLOG TO AFFIRM
getting shot right as you’re making a snarky comment about gun violence feels like a danganronpa execution
sorry. getting shot right as you’re making a snarky comment about gun violence with “PROVE ME WRONG” written in giant bold letters above your head is definitely a danganronpa execution