stray cat

"my sweet boy" I'm hard. You're trying to be cute but I'm hard.

i love being a virgin running a nsft account it's like playing with different career barbies. lalalala i'm an astronaut lalalalaaa i love throatfucking pathetic little petboys until their voices are shot

I hate being aware that my frenzy meter is filling

Wait this isnt gay sex this is working at my job

so it turns out that chemical runoff from ai datacenters is causing chromosomal defects in sheep populations, causing something like 95% of affected sheep to be born female

that's right: ai is to blame for the ram shortage

The feminine urge to make a cute guy nervous by invading his senses with my divine dominant energy.