stray cat

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

happy winter solstice

i block for this

Shameless repost of my art cause I like,, literally need this in my life 😮‍💨

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

I don’t believe you.

just watch

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

what's the word for horny but not for myself or to get my own rocks off but to give someone else physical attention until they explode

Still horny tbh