Viva la Vida

whatever howl movingcastle’s gender is, i want some of that

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

There’s so much going on here I don’t know what I’m supposed to focus on

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman

hard truths

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

Cainceled 

what the fuk u even suppose to do with ur hands while ur getting ur dick sucked

clap

Vogue

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

Can’t fathom how I’ve been on this site so goddamn long that there’s a whole new generation of people on here that don’t know who Moreos Guy was.

oink

i can’t believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together that’s so cursed and blessed at the same time 

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

me: i want to die therapist: coconut oil