Fuck the emotional whiplash of Black Flag, this is not fucking funny you bastards, Ubisoft!
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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Fuck the emotional whiplash of Black Flag, this is not fucking funny you bastards, Ubisoft!

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Also Joan of Arc is a trans male in Black Flag and fuck anyone who says otherwise.
Oh my god the audio files from Desmond in Black Flag are killing me. I should not be playing these games fucking drunk.
James Kidd makes my bisexual heart flutter. 😍
I wish I had the musical technical know-how to explain why I like Wizardthrone. I just can’t explain how I went from not being impressed by it in July (I don’t like death metal in general) to playing “Frozen Winds of Thyraxia” on repeat.
That and I wish I could understand the technical side of the music to see how it was put together. As far as I can tell, a bunch of guys showed up, threw a bunch of instruments, a math and physics textbook, and a thesaurus in a pile, waved their hands over them, and then POOF!
Album.
Fucking wizards.

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The more I listen to Hypercube Necrodimensions, the more I like it.
“The images surfacing this weekend of our beloved prince wearing what seemed to be black jeans (actual pants!!), had the community quite in an uproar. However, as a disgruntled source close to the prince has now confirmed, the pants in questions had actually been a pair of jeggings. “
Some outfits for the good prince 💖👑
Aww, we love you Angus “Never-wears-pants” McFife XIII, Crown Prince of Capes and Leggings. Oh and Fife too, we guess.
phasmophobia is great, i just get to hear my friends scream constantly and laugh at them
Among us and Phasmophobia are similar but complete opposites as far as games go.
One is adorably designed but will potentially break your friendships the same way that Monopoly and Risk do
One is creepy as hell with but will have random strangers working together as if they've been decades long comrades in order to survive.
There is the potential to be murdered in either game.

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them: Oh hey, you like dark souls too? Who’s your favorite character?
my brain: The Ivory King was a merciful warrior who would always take action in times of need and who built his kingdom with the sole purpose of containing the Old Chaos, a primeval force of destruction. He built a walled kingdom and had priestesses soothe the powerful entity. He placed his throne at the entrance to the old chaos in order to serve as first line of defense and accepted Alsanna, a literal child of darkness and the embodiment of fear, into his life as his queen and believed in her so much than when the time came that he felt himself starting to decay he left everything to her and plunged himself into the chaos in an attempt to destroy it. Such was the impact he had on this child of dark, this force of evil originally bent on destroying him and his kingdom (something all the other children of dark did in their respective kingdoms), that she actually followed his wishes and not only kept watch over the kingdom and continued to soothe the chaos but also explicitly tells the player that she admires her king and wishes for his soul to find peace. The ivory king is one of the few characters in the series who fully deserves to be called a hero.
me: Uh, Artorias
Should be my response when asked what I am.
When you’re summoned, you have this image of yourself as a hero coming to the host’s rescue, an image that really takes a battering when you do dumb shit like roll off cliffs mid-fight.
I FINALLY FINISHED IT
…is Dark Souls even relevant anymore?
This is my personal farewell to a game series that has managed to captivate and move me like no other. Perhaps you will find a few of your own experiences reflected within it, too. If you’ve found this comic, I’m glad we could undertake a small part of this journey together. Enjoy!
(I would have liked to include so many more things but ajksdkflkanc I’m just glad it is done)
People like to talk about Soulsborne protagonists and their superhuman stubbornness, but I think we also have to mention their nigh-suicidal levels of curiosity. Off the top of my head:
Dark Souls - When the Chosen Undead finds a nest belonging to an enormous crow, they decide to curl up like an egg. Luckily, this convinces the crow to transfer them to its other nest.
Dark Souls - The Chosen Undead finds an enormous magic painting, and obviously has to poke it. When they do, a magical vortex begins to pull them into the painting. Despite having several seconds to react, they don’t take their hand away.
Dark Souls - When the Chosen Undead finds what they know full well is the grave of the legendary Artorias the Abysswalker, they can’t help but put their grubby hands on it, which pisses of its ancient and powerful guardian.
Dark Souls - When the Chosen Undead loses their good friend to a cave dwelling parasite, they remove the still living parasite from his corpse and wear it like a hat, since it works as a convenient source of light, evidently assuming that it won’t also infect them.
Dark Souls - The Chosen Undead finds an open sarcophagus in a haunted crypt full of necromancers. Naturally, they decide to take a nap in it. When skeletons carry the sarcophagus deeper underground to the chamber where the God of the Dead resides, the Chosen Undead decides to join his cult and gets a cool sword.
Bloodborne - The Good Hunter touches a beast skull resting on the altar in Yharnam’s Grand Cathedral, which causes them to have a flashback of it’s previous owners memories. Later, in a warped nightmare version of the Grand Cathedral, they find the warped nightmare version of the same skull, and touch it AGAIN. Luckily it’s just the hidden trigger for an elevator, but still.
Bloodborne - In a research hall where the patients have enormous bloated sacs of fluid for heads, the Good Hunter finds a severed still-wriggling head sac. Naturally, they decide to wear it like a hat.
Bloodborne - The Good Hunter goes to loot the corpse of a woman sitting in a chair along in a big room. Unfortunately, she’s still alive, and grabs them, then chastises them ‘a corpse should be left well alone’ and kicks their ass with dual flaming swords. They continue to loot corpses after this incident.
Bloodborne - The Good Hunter finds three pieces of the umbilical cords belonging to ELDER GODS, so naturally, they decide to EAT THEM. As it turns out, this is arguably a good idea, but the Good Hunter has no way of knowing this.
Bloodborne - The Good Hunter finds a note on a door that says ‘don’t come in, hunters not wanted here’ naturally, they go in anyway. A man on a tower threatens them and tells them to leave. They keep exploring. He tells them to leave, and goes so far as to obliterate them with a mounted automatic weapon. For no reason except curiosity, they keep exploring anyway. While hiding from machine gun fire.
Bloodborne - when the Good Hunter finds a corpse frozen in a strange position with it’s arms out, they decide that corpse must know how to communicate with eldritch beings. This insane troll logic happens to be correct.
Dark Souls 3 - In a graveyard, The Ashen One finds an enormous armored man with a coiled sword through him, naturally, they pull it out, which causes him to come alive and attack. Later, when they travel through a shadowy version of the exact same graveyard, they find a shadowy version of the same sword stuck through a shadowy version of the same armored man. They pull it out. Despite all odds, the shadowy armored man comes alive and attacks again.
Dark Souls 3 - In the deepest chamber of the Catacombs of Carthus, there is no sarcophagus or undead king or anything. There’s just a skull goblet on a pedestal. Naturally, the Ashen One pokes it, causing black haze to seep out and flood the room. After a short delay they are warped into The Abyss and attacked by an enormous skeleton.
Dark Souls 3 - In Archdragon Peak, there’s a big lever with several warning signs carved into the floor that say ‘warning: do not pull this lever’. Obviously, the Ashen One pulls the lever, causing a magical thunderstorm and drawing the ire of the Nameless King.

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DOOM: Eternal
Samuel Hayden: You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars to get to the lost city!
DOOMGUY:
Here we stand, feet planted in the earth, but might the cosmos be very near us, only just above our heads?
Bloodborne, March 24, 2015