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Everyone says that the eagles should have just carried the ring to Mordor but people who really know their lore know that they were actually stuck in some sort of hotel

august is like if being 17 was a month in the calendar year

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person