(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

i’ve been trying to hold back but. i gotta see what bill and ted fanfic is like. i gotta do it

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

by talos this can’t be happening

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

Oh. Skyrim husband.

Is this dude literally me in 2006?

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim

How. The hell. Did you get writing dialogue to lv 37?

ppl are getting too comfortable with coming to tumblr i gotta scare em off. like yes its better then twitter but i dont want The Twitter Users to know that what if they come here. we cant have that.

you are a national hero

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

also “age is just a number” means i’m buying that stuffed animal and y’all can’t stop me

“Age is just a number” ALSO means “So what if I’m 20 and I still like cartoons, who’s the real child for judging me for it?”

idk about y’all but i do be missing roberta warren and alvin murphy right about now

This store is in Brooklyn, please support if you can; this is such a huge need for us muslim women.

It’s so pretty too 🥰

For anyone wondering: Someone in the notes said they contacted the salon and yes it is trans women friendly

reblogging again for the last addition: TRANS FRIENDLY MY BABIES

He also has said in interviews that the reason percy has adhd and dyslexia is because his son asked why there's no heroes like him. Dude's all ABOUT representation

Rick isn't perfect. But damn if he doesn't try, and he does learn too. Also the Tristan Strong books. Those are bonkers good.

toph: *bends some clouds* aang: ??? toph: it’s just earthbending lol the gaang: no?? it’s not??? toph: clouds are the same colour as rocks

katara: how would you know what color the clouds are