every time i post lightning strikes my castle

why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why

can i come over and be insane in ways you’ve never experienced

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

‘i don’t care’ - the carer

So sorry you have brainrot; mine is growing new leaves, roots, et cetera

Sorry for endearing myself to you. As if it's my fault I have a sweet and charming disposition.

get a load of this! (cool fresh autumn air)